Leaving Until Turdle

(arcaneCanvas) #1

when will turdle arrive?
me so horny
me want turdle now

(BananaSlug) #2

gayyy!

(EverythingElse) #3

No one knows when he will. It seems like they are trying to bring out the new maps before another merc, which takes awhile for them to “balance” (there most likely would be a problem). Probably a couple of months idk.

(SteelMailbox) #4

I mean how much can you want a merc that you keep typing his name wrong?

(arcaneCanvas) #5

intended

(HunterAssassin5) #6

intended[/quote]

sarcasm

(arcaneCanvas) #7

dirty bomb gets pretty boring after a while. im jumping back to warthunder until Turdie came.

Viel Glück mein comrades, hope your stomping be true and spawn camping be harsh

(neverplayseriou) #8

Turtle has a wall as ability…

(EverythingElse) #9

Wanna know a secret?
[spoiler]He actually is Donald Trump cause this is after America fell after he became president and he doesnt have any money so he became a merc and works only to kill Phoenix cause I believe he is mexican and he puts them walls down because it reminds him of the dumbass he was and I dont know what the fuck Im saying :wink: [/spoiler]