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(Stroggafier) #1

So glad to have found this forum. Seems so new, so springtime fresh…no wait, wrong endorsement. Love your artwork, Tully. :stroggtapir:

The good ship SD to the rescue (or is it an Ark)? Many thanks.

Its been two days and about time I posted here.


(Nail) #2


(panickin) #3

pretty sure it’s an ark, glad we’re all showing up, lol, the invasion has begun!


(Stroggafier) #4

Now that I’ve been exposed to badman’s influence for a little longer, maybe I can use a similar style (as homage to the great badman) to provide a little background about myself…

Originally hailing from the red side of the world, Stroggafier was soon painted black and blue by neighbourhood thug friends upon arriving in Canada. After a few years and repaired bones later, formal training as a Psychologist, Mathematician and Interior Designer proved useful. This born-again capitalist populated noses with hand crafted spectacles, then helped run a furniture design company after graduating with two degrees. Makes sense, right? Well it was in the family, sort of. But, it wasn’t long before polishing and shaving wood took on a new meaning when the company went under, and Stroggafier was sent off to the consulting and software mines of Toronto. When asking in how many languages is Stroggafier fluent, remember Assembler counts. What followed was a twenty year blur of wandering the halls of well known failed companies (that shall remain nameless) a stint in the Air Force, plenty of lovers, two marriages, and making babies. How Stroggafier established and still manages a bookee…er no, that’s not right…oh, yes, Bookkeeping firm, and ended up at one of the world’s largest software companies in a management role is a mystery, most of all to Stroggafier. With retirement grey now spreading from top to bottom, and three children speeding the future closer, its only a matter of how much Ben-Gay lotion is left in the cupboard before Stroggafier rides that Harley one last time on the road to the good life as an author, bon-vivant and femme fatale of the geriatric crowd. Stroggafier’s advice to all those others who are underachieving on their potential, “Its never too late. Get it where you can, baby, and get it often!”


(shagileo) #5

:smiley:

Welcome here… you are home now, son
shh, take a blanket… it’s ok … and some hot coco - wait, you guys prefer stroyent I believe?

some hot fresh stroyent then


(WhiteAden) #6

Welcome here… you are home now, son
shh, take a blanket… it’s ok … and some hot coco - wait, you guys prefer stroyent I believe?

some hot fresh stroyent then[/QUOTE]

I think there’s still a spot free in Light’s bunk… ask around…


(Stroggafier) #7

lol

This forum is great!


(WhiteAden) #8

We love you (notice the heart shaped cloud)

Strogg are welcome, we’re working hard into turning this place into a Strogg Friendly Area…

one example is our work on signs and languages, what do you think?


(Stroggafier) #9

Already feelin’ the love, @WhiteAden

Sinnage is great. Probably wouldn’t change anything even if the anatomically correct parts were added.


(light_sh4v0r) #10

Depends on wether you’re bothered by Aristotle and me making some noises during the night. :stroggbanana:


(shagileo) #11

That’s just nasty considering the fact that you guys Strogg around and … :stroggbanana:

xD


(Stroggafier) #12

Looks like no one wants to get in the way of such a well oiled Strogg machine, @light_sh4v0r.


(WhiteAden) #13

I’ve been having some trouble sleeping during regular hours lately, so we could share a bunk if you aren’t welcome anywhere else, just make the rules clear, I’m sleeping between 8am and 3pm… you can have the rest of the day…

oh and please don’t leave any stroyent stains on the blankets… they’re such a pain to wash out…
:oppressor:


(Stroggafier) #14

hahaha.

That must be in Mountain Time.

Generous offer @WhiteAden, but, you’d have to put up with Strogg panties and socks, and I’ve heard what the Alberta boys do for fun while in their boots. :stroggbanana:


(WhiteAden) #15

[QUOTE=Stroggafier;207751]hahaha.

That must be in Mountain Time.

Generous offer @WhiteAden, but, you’d have to put up with Strogg panties and socks, and I’ve heard what the Alberta boys do for fun while in their boots. :stroggbanana:[/QUOTE]

I’m no Albertan boy… :tongue: just a European Alien… nor do I own boots…:rolleyes:

I don’t mind panties or socks… Stroyent stains arejust so hard to get out of them damn sheets! unless you have a magic home remedy to get em out, then ofcourse I won’t mind…


(shagileo) #16

Feel free to share the recipe


(Stroggafier) #17

Have you tried stroywine and soda?


(WhiteAden) #18

you try it… if it works, my bunk’s open for you to ‘use’ for sleeping and ehm… ‘other’ activities (like gaming, forum browsing, google, Bing, eating etc.)

:stroggtapir:


(Stroggafier) #19

ah, I see…but I’m not the one with a concern over stroyant stains…I take it you have had experience with this?


(WhiteAden) #20

a friend of mine was dating an Iron Maiden and was complaining about the stains… my solution for him was: get orange sheets!