Is Javelin Nader's wife?


(TheStrangerous) #1

Nader’s official bio states she has a wife.
People have speculated Javelin, since she’s also a blonde-bara-projectile-spamming-female.

@Shinywindow , you are DB’s MatPa… I mean, biggest DB theorist that grasp even the shortest of straws. Care to investigate this one for us?

Or could it be, that Nader’s wife is just another NPC, most likely to appear in comics?
Let’s see before they make official statement.


(M4st0d0n) #2

Yes. In this metaphorical figure, Nader lays the eggs and Javelin wears the belt. Now we seriously need some fan art to explore this theory. Nudge nudge, wink wink, you knowadamean.


(Eox) #3

It’s logical that someone with a rocket launcher has to be the nade launcher merc’s wife. I mean, it makes sense, like Minnie Mouse is Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend. Or The Rock trying to date Sharon Stone. Or shoe. being in a relationship with a pair of slippers.


#4

No doubt about it. Makes my transition from a Nader main that much more enjoyable!

… I know, I know. I’m the cancer of this game 'cause I like explosives. Nader has one of the coolest character models, imo.


(blufflord) #5

Yeah… I don’t think Shiny window is gonna be touching DB for a while… especially if it’s about another white merc javelin


(BlackboltLW) #6

Well, judging from Nader’s bio, her wife didn’t have the same motivation as Nader’s for being in a battlefield.

And both looks cared each other, so I’m not sure testing prototypes motivates her wife enough to join Nader in the field


(Guziol) #7

Nader and Javelin are too alike in my opinion. I imagine that nader’s wife is the feminine stay at home kind.


(Your worst knifemare.) #8

Naders the reason the yoga pants are around.


(Faraleth) #9

I’m afraid to break it to you, but in the past (ie. 1-2 years ago) this was speculated with the Javelin leak… and was confirmed to not be the case. :frowning:

They may have changed it since then, but the previous official answer was roughly along the lines of “We wanted to acknowledge Nader had a wife, but she is not a merc. She is likely safe in Germany away from the setting of Dirty Bomb – she exists outside of the game”.


(TheStrangerous) #10

@Faraleth said:
I’m afraid to break it to you, but in the past (ie. 1-2 years ago) this was speculated with the Javelin leak… and was confirmed to not be the case. :frowning:

They may have changed it since then, but the previous official answer was roughly along the lines of “We wanted to acknowledge Nader had a wife, but she is not a merc. She is likely safe in Germany away from the setting of Dirty Bomb – she exists outside of the game”.

Then the case’s closed.
Everybody can go home now.

No power couple for us.


(brian770) #11

javelin is vas. in drag.


(SteelMailbox) #12

She a necrophiliac


(Sorotia) #13

Where do people get these assumptions? Just like with WoW people for some reason think King Varian and Wrathion are a couple even though there is nothing to connect them, as well.


(GatoCommodore) #14

just because a woman is big, muscular and strong, doesnt make them a lesbian…


#15

@GatoCommodore said:
just because a woman is big, muscular and strong, doesnt make them a lesbian…

Nader’s bio somewhere or somethin’ mentioned her being lesbian iirc. Javelin is definitely a lesbian with that half-shaved hairstyle. It’s a dead giveaway! Lmao.


(GatoCommodore) #16

@Wintergreen said:

@GatoCommodore said:
just because a woman is big, muscular and strong, doesnt make them a lesbian…

Nader’s bio somewhere or somethin’ mentioned her being lesbian iirc. Javelin is definitely a lesbian with that half-shaved hairstyle. It’s a dead giveaway! Lmao.

wow you generalize a women like that…

i guess citra is a lesbian too now because her head is shaved on the side…


(M4st0d0n) #17

@Faraleth said:
I’m afraid to break it to you, but in the past (ie. 1-2 years ago) this was speculated with the Javelin leak… and was confirmed to not be the case. :frowning:

One or two years is enough to mary, divorce, go to Norway and find a new girlfriend in a Viking gay bar.


(Freezer_Boss) #18

yes, no, maybe, can you repeat the question


(TheStrangerous) #19

@Eox said:
It’s logical that someone with a rocket launcher has to be the nade launcher merc’s wife. I mean, it makes sense, like Minnie Mouse is Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend. Or The Rock trying to date Sharon Stone. Or shoe. being in a relationship with a pair of slippers.

Shoe’s wife confirmed sock!


(AlbinMatt) #20

@TheStrangerous said:

@Eox said:
It’s logical that someone with a rocket launcher has to be the nade launcher merc’s wife. I mean, it makes sense, like Minnie Mouse is Mickey Mouse’s girlfriend. Or The Rock trying to date Sharon Stone. Or shoe. being in a relationship with a pair of slippers.

Shoe’s wife confirmed sock!

Wouldn’t a sock go into a shoe? I thought it was the other way around no? Meh, probably too young to know this.