Man… Farming is one of the most hilarious experiences I had on DB!
It happened once on Vault because everybody left the server except me and one other guy.
and he’s like: “Let’s farm! You arm the bombs I disarm them!”
Me: “OK.”
The next guy comes in and starts shooting.
Both of us go: “whoa! Whoa! hold your fire buddy!”
And this guy is like: “Why? What’s going on?”
And we said something like: “We’re farming, dude! Here… I’ll arm this bomb you disarm it.”
He’s like: “Heeeey! This is great!”
A fourth guy joins and all three of us are like: “Put your guns away, pal!”
“What’s going on?”
“We’re all MAKIN’ MONEY! Don’t tell CDA or JACKAL!”
“Wow… we iz the real mercenaries now!”
“Time’s running out? What do we do?”
“Let the bomb blow up so we go to objective 2!”
The funny thing was pretty soon we got to whole 8 vs 8 but this was still going on!
We had guys knifing each other so their respective medics can get revives/heals. It was an entire money-making scheme!
And we ended that Vault game in good spirits.
Then we went on to a “real game” at the next map.
Fun times fun times. 