Introducing the Dirty Bomb Pre/Post-Mission Readiness Kit

(badman) #1

A new blog post has been added:

Introducing the Dirty Bomb Pre/Post-Mission Readiness Kit

Let’s face it, being a Mercenary in Dirty Bomb is tough. Every assignment, you’re sprinting from one objective to the next while dodging air strikes, bullets and grenades, while enduring nagging vsays and fisheye FOVs. And let’s not even mention the countless respawns - that can’t be good for your pores.

This is why we’re incredibly excited to announce the immediate availability* of Dirty Bomb Pre/Post-Mission Readiness Kit, a suite of bodily pacification and regeneration tools designed specifically for the hardworking mercenaries of irradiated, near-future dystopias.
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(Nickeee) #2

You almost got me :stuck_out_tongue:

(rookie1) #3

HAHAHA! I want ! :stuck_out_tongue:

(Bangtastic) #4

visionary :smiley:

(Brinkman) #5

el oh el

10char

(BrightIs) #6

As it doesn’t say that “These products have not been tested on Tapirs” :stroggtapir: i will not purchase, it would be unethical.

(Dthy) #7

I see nothing out of the ordinary here. I for one have placed an order for this.

(LaVaGoD) #8

I would actually buy this and use it.

(Ruben0s) #9

I wonder how it smells.

(Dormamu) #10

Merc registration number: #8db351a
Callsign:Dormamu
Preferred combat class:FdOps

DBSkinCare, will make me play better :smiley:

(rookie1) #11

finest Tapir essence :stuck_out_tongue:

(SockDog) #12

My wife does a small sideline in all natural body products, I had once thought about spinning off a new brand focused on game related smellies (Gamertang) but the thought of licencing and gamers wanting to smell of more than beer, ciggies and body odour sort of put me off.

(Breo) #13

Awesome, is it also available tomorrow? xD

(Kl3ppy) #14

It would be a perfect merchandize :penguin:

too bad it wont be avi tomorrow :frowning:

(mortis) #15

I know that nearly all trained killers yearn for a long bubble bath and a few hours of pampering after a hard day on the battlefield…

(Sebultura) #16

Ahah, awesome :slight_smile:

(Donnovan) #17

The man of tomorrow needs to have good skin!

(Breo) #18

[QUOTE=Shifty.;438609]It would be a perfect merchandize :penguin:

too bad it wont be avi tomorrow :([/QUOTE]

You never know :tongue:


(jamiewalker) #19

So i logged in toDAY STILL NO PACK???

(DeathRencarnate) #20

DB-Skincare?

I want DB-LUBE!

Your gun should always be DBLUBEd - unless yor prefer firing blanks or missing the target. Nothing worse than having a large bullet spread.