If you could use ability from DB in real life...

(TheStrangerous) #1

What would it be and for what?

I say Phoenix’s self-revive ability would cure my problem, with getting up early in the morning.

(ImSploosh) #2

Kira’s laser would annihilate my place of employment and all of my coworkers! :slight_smile:

KAWAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII

(HammerOfDawn21) #3

Redye. I can get through the day by just looking at the outline of people instead of the usual disapproval on their faces.

(Your worst knifemare.) #4

REVIVR so I can kill my friends when they annoy me, then bring them back to life.

Or turrets for a great home security.

(Eox) #5

And then most of you would be arrested by the police for damages to public buildings, murder, or crap like that.

Also I don’t need merc abilities with bullshit cooldowns, I know how to make molotov cocktails already.

(TheStrangerous) #6

Oh right, I forgot!

Heart Beat Sensor would make my lawn-mole hunting days easier. Hate what they did to my backyard!

(Xyfurion) #7

Surprised no one said Phantom yet.
But then, he’s not exactly invisible, is he?

(AlbinMatt) #8

@Xyfurion said:
Surprised no one said Phantom yet.
But then, he’s not exactly invisible, is he?

No one ever listens to my suggestions during group meetings at school. Pretty sure I already have Phantom’s ability.

(Cletus_VanDamme) #9

Being able to whip out a nade every 17 seconds would make the daily trip to work much more eventful.

(TheStrangerous) #10

@Xyfurion said:
Surprised no one said Phantom yet.
But then, he’s not exactly invisible, is he?

Yeah, you wish it was invisibility cloak didn’t you, muggle?

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By the time of this post, the current state of Refractive Armor is not good enough.

(kopyright) #11

Is respawning considered an ability? Would certainly come in handy.

(Terminal_6) #12

SNITCH for… reasons.

(ostmustis) #13

one of the medics. being able to pretty much instantly heal any wounds? sign me up for the big bucks

(Your worst knifemare.) #14

@Eox said:
And then most of you would be arrested by the police for damages to public buildings, murder, or crap like that.

I can justify both of mine:

  • No proof that i killed a person thats currently alive and well
  • Person stepped on my property without me knowing, turret saved me from being robbed/killed/etc.
(M4st0d0n) #15

Stoker. If I dont have to throw it, I could always have a drink.

(Nail) #16

no need for theoretical “abilities”

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(XavienX) #17

Turtle’s shield.

To block out them haters.

(Press E) #18

Medpacks.

  1. Open a company that sells medpacks
  2. Drop one every few seconds
  3. ???
  4. Profit

Works with ammo too. Anything else like landmines or health stations might be a bit suspicious.

Otherwise, Phantom’s cloak would be amazing. Even if it wasn’t fully invisible, it’s still a lot easier to sneak with it. Not to mention hilariously terrifying to the people who do see it.

(Mc1412013) #19

@Eox said:
And then most of you would be arrested by the police for damages to public buildings, murder, or crap like that.

Also I don’t need merc abilities with bullshit cooldowns, I know how to make molotov cocktails already.

Thats when u weeb laser the cop aresting you. then use phantoms cloak to get away, after using the conc granade to blind swat while u sticky bomb a door in the wall. Throw some proxy mines and a bush wacker turret behind the newly formed door to slow them down. If needed a few precision artie strikes so cut off the road.

Once you find a good hiding spot throw a few heart beat sensors in strategic spots to warn you of intruders and then a few snitches to criple them giving you time wake up and to get your shit together.

Throw your self an ammo pack and health pack and run. By now your probably close or heading to a ship yard. So cloack again and get on tha boat that has no extadition and hide out

(Mc1412013) #20

@STARRYSOCK said:
Medpacks.

  1. Open a company that sells medpacks
  2. Drop one every few seconds
  3. ???
  4. Profit

Works with ammo too. Anything else like landmines or health stations might be a bit suspicious.

Otherwise, Phantom’s cloak would be amazing. Even if it wasn’t fully invisible, it’s still a lot easier to sneak with it. Not to mention hilariously terrifying to the people who do see it.

So now were sneeking into girls locker rooms huh???