I love it when... (salt about other players)

(Jansku) #1

*I love it when shuffle votes never pass when they should after beginning of the match but do so almost in the end of match

*I love it when players who are clearly experienced (30+ levels) and join the team that is already WINNING and STOMPING the clearly weaker team (facepalm)

*I love it when people leave after the teams are made in the lobby so it screws up the balance of the teams (even though ELO currently is garbage anyway)

*I love it when people have medics on their lineup but never play them but yell “Medic!” all the time

*I love it when engis that don’t repair or medics that don’t heal/revive call other people retards for whatever reason

*I love it when simple trashtalk during and after the matches is so usual that you don’t even pay attention to it anymore

(Haki) #2

I love it when I spectate someone helping up two guys back to back and they all die a second after.

(nokiII) #3

  1. Vote shuffles shouldn’t be a thing

  2. Normally you can’t choose which side you’re on, if you connect on a server with an even number the mm puts to on the team with the lower mmr and on uneven teams, the matchmaking puts you on the one with less players.

  3. Yeah, thats a problem, server should shuffle right after the intro cutscene

  4. If they’re better at killing people, it’s often better to use those classes instead of medic and supporting your dumbdumbs in the team

  5. Only because they do something wrong or not at all, doesn’t impair with their ability to see things other people do wrong.

  6. That’s standard in any online game nowadays.

(everlovestruck) #4

I find myself in half of these!

(Yoma) #5

I love it when i revive player and theyre just afk/dont do anything afterwards.

I love it when people switch team because their current team seems to loose and switch back once again the tides change again.

I love it to see the medic walk around me fighting an enemy and die instead of reviving me a second.

I love it to see that whatever you write in chat noone will read it. (Enemies/Phantom from behind)

I love it to see Sniper (lately a Rhino aswell) camping in e.g. Chapel on left side of Spawn on last Obj Defender while enemies deliver.

I love it having <lvl5 Vasilis.

(Jostabeere) #6

[quote=“Jansku;161310”]
Thx for missing the whole idea of thread, C-U-N-T.

Thank you for the warm welcome to the forums, I have no desire to spend with these dumbwits anymore time.

Rest of you, have fun playing.[/quote]

Then make it more clear for people what you try to say with yor thread instead calling him a cunt. I had to read it three times to understand it’s a “mfw” meme and not a straight complaint thread.
Bye.

(nokiII) #7

[quote=“Jansku;161310”]Thx for missing the whole idea of thread, C-U-N-T.

Thank you for the warm welcome to the forums, I have no desire to spend with these dumbwits anymore time.

Rest of you, have fun playing.[/quote]
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(Rjsto) #8

[quote=“Jansku;161310”][quote=“hypnotoad;161301”]1) Vote shuffles shouldn’t be a thing

  1. Normally you can’t choose which side you’re on, if you connect on a server with an even number the mm puts to on the team with the lower mmr and on uneven teams, the matchmaking puts you on the one with less players.

  2. Yeah, thats a problem, server should shuffle right after the intro cutscene

  3. If they’re better at killing people, it’s often better to use those classes instead of medic and supporting your dumbdumbs in the team

  4. Only because they do something wrong or not at all, doesn’t impair with their ability to see things other people do wrong.

  5. That’s standard in any online game nowadays.[/quote]

Thx for missing the whole idea of thread, C-U-N-T.

Thank you for the warm welcome to the forums, I have no desire to spend with these dumbwits anymore time.

Rest of you, have fun playing.[/quote]

http://i.imgur.com/y7I8CAo.gif

Salt about other players indeed

(LifeupOmega) #9

I love it when Janksu avoids the filter and will inevitably get this thread locked.

(Quiet) #10

I love it when someone calls you trash and you beat them into submission and they start complaining about balance.

(KnightDemon) #11

I love it when I’m playing Redeye on Execution and I throw smoke to cover an engineer to defuse while I provide fire support, and they charge the enemy a mile away neglecting the three-quarters way to doom bomb, and subsequently dying.

I love it when 3 Phoenix players run over my squirming, wriggling, writhing, body on the floor. They leave me neglected and the thunderous sound of kawaii wipes them all out via laser.

I love it when I try to play Sparx and forget that she is not Redeye, and end up healing the enemy via medpacks.

I love it when Kiras insta-wipe my entire squad, and me usually being the first victim.

I love it when I gotta clutch an intense bottom of the 9th bases loaded type match, but then I simultaneously have to pee, scratch, and sneeze, then someone calls me for something.

(N8o) #12

I love it when cosmic’ magically headshots me every time when he plays Sparks…

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(Yoma) #13

I love it when i play defender execution at market, kill enemys with laser at their entrance to a house (or just any spot with laser) and get assaulted by my own team that its a no skill merc and that im a noob and every “airsupport” ability could do that… .

I love it when people are too stupid to make sense but are great at repeating their senseless stuff all day long. (Read above)

(SaulWolfden) #14

I love it when the medic simply stares at me while I’m downed and then proceeds to standard revive me instead of using the paddles (or revive gun on Sparks).

I love it when Naders blow themselves up when I as a medic am about to revive them.

I love it when everyone else on my team stacks Vassili

(Matuno) #15
  • I love it when I join the enemy team to help them out when they are losing, and one of their best players then switches to the winning team.
  • I love it when I walk out of a building and get blown up by the far end of an airstrike… thrown at the other side of the map
  • I love it when close range mercs block my view and shots on a far range vantage point
  • I love it when teammates block my revive shots
  • I love it when a teammate dodges every medpack I throw at them, and doesn’t pick them up when they’re right in front of them (and of course, the enemy rushes in and gets free heals on their advance)
  • I love it when you’ve just mown through 5 enemies to get to the objective, only for them to respawn on your face. No teammate made it that far, of course.
  • I love it when you’ve got the perfect Kira laser lined up and ready to evaporate the entire enemy team, and it gets interrupted while you’re not even moving.
  • I love it when your team adores your gunplay. From a safe distance, without helping.
(DirtyHarrier) #16

I love it when you’re playing as Phantom and you take your time to get behind an enemy and you see the fuckface that has been killing and teabagging you for the past game, and you creep up ready to gut them, press M2 for that hard Melee with your sweet Katana, and you miss. And they turn around and one-shot you in the face.

(Mc1412013) #17

I love it when u join a pub server and there’s that one person that feels they need to spend the whole game complaining get about some one playing vasilli even though there Middle of the score board

I love it when playing an execution match and after 3 rounds the afk is only one standing and only 2 out of 7 people f1 the vote kick.

I love it when some one starts a vote shuffle 30 seconds left to end of a game

(watsyurdeal) #18

I love it when people abuse the shuffle votes

*plant a bomb, SHUFFLE OFFENSE TOO GOOD

*Bomb gets defused, SHUFFLE DEFENSE TOO GOOD

(RedBeard) #19

[quote=“Jansku;26757”]*I love it when shuffle votes never pass when they should after beginning of the match but do so almost in the end of match

*I love it when players who are clearly experienced (30+ levels) and join the team that is already WINNING and STOMPING the clearly weaker team (facepalm)

*I love it when people leave after the teams are made in the lobby so it screws up the balance of the teams (even though ELO currently is garbage anyway)

*I love it when people have medics on their lineup but never play them but yell “Medic!” all the time

*I love it when engis that don’t repair or medics that don’t heal/revive call other people retards for whatever reason

*I love it when simple trashtalk during and after the matches is so usual that you don’t even pay attention to it anymore[/quote]

I love it when people hop on the complain train!

(Backuplight) #20

I love it when a thread delivers.