I looked through the mercs lore pages and theres some weird things

(Shenaynays) #1

So looking through the lore pages on db and there is some god damn strange stuff that our lovely mercs have done.

Lets start with our pinkest sniper vasilli. This nerdy sounding (by his quotes) sniper. Was not only contracted to kill his own damn sister but took the job, and actually shot at her. His surname is also “Cummings” which is a red flag in itself.

According to the lore pages Kira’s real name is not kira. On the subject of names Spark’s “real” name is Jeff (real creative SD)

Finally our smoothest medic Sawbonz was discharged from the army because he surgically removed his commanding officer’s kidneys to save the life of a private.

God damn have some of our mercs had a strange past.

(everlovestruck) #2

Finally our smoothest medic Sawbonz was discharged from the army because he surgically removed his commanding officer’s kidneys to save the life of a private.

There’s a rumor that Arty IS that private, since they share so many voicelines
Also @Shinywindow 's headcanon is they are besties [spoiler]besties to say the least ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/spoiler]

(Your worst knifemare.) #3

Aimee stalked her employer so much he tried to have her killed. Wouldn’t say it worked out for him that much.

(Shenaynays) #4

@Lord_Coctus said:
Aimee stalked her employer so much he tried to have her killed. Wouldn’t say it worked out for him that much.

moral of the story, dont hire proxy to do anything

(Reddeadcap) #5

@Shenaynays said:
So looking through the lore pages on db and there is some god damn strange stuff that our lovely mercs have done.

Lets start with our pinkest sniper vasilli. This nerdy sounding (by his quotes) sniper. Was not only contracted to kill his own damn sister but took the job, and actually shot at her. His surname is also “Cummings” which is a red flag in itself.

Actually, Cummings can be a last name and he chose to **not ** shoot his sister.

According to the lore pages Kira’s real name is not kira. On the subject of names Spark’s “real” name is Jeff (real creative SD)

No Merc is using their real name, it’s a call sign, Spark’s name being Jeff is a reference to the possibility of her being an identity thief, I brought up a theory that she’s currently stealing Aura’s identity, since all of Aura’s work has gone missing and Sparks is dressing/acting like her in a way.

Finally our smoothest medic Sawbonz was discharged from the army because he surgically removed his commanding officer’s kidneys to save the life of a private.

@everlovestruck said:
There’s a rumor that Arty IS that private, since they share so many voicelines

I brought up that theory because Arty has a lot of acne along with many similar voice lines to Sawbonez, the acne part is a sign of a kidney transplant.