I forgot my daily sacrifice to RNGesus, here's what happened.

(gg2ez) #1

Why you do dis, RNGesus? :’(
http://i.imgur.com/fuHkncP.jpg

(Blackers) #2

If it were me, I would have got that Rhino. :stuck_out_tongue:

(SereneFlight) #3

If it was me, there would have been only Lead cards in the screen.

(gg2ez) #4

1 card over a sexy Cobalt RedEye, 2 cards away from an awesome CW Stoker. Fml.

(Mr-Penguin) #5

I forgot too.
http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/401178373816045796/4258D2010371D7000845EC6CD30437D5E1510696/

(avidCow) #6

You’re not ‘close’, this a simple trick to encourage you to keep playing with RNG God.

(gg2ez) #7

You’re not ‘close’, this a simple trick to encourage you to keep playing with RNG God.[/quote]

I know that the card you get is preset as soon as you open the case, but for the sake of visuals I was close.

(avidCow) #8

RNG God wishes you would buy his snake oil.

(jazevec) #9

Vast majority of cards you get are placed right next to a gold or cobalt.

You weren’t close. You’re just superstitious.

(gg2ez) #10

[quote=“jazevec;102360”]Vast majority of cards you get are placed right next to a gold or cobalt.

You weren’t close. You’re just superstitious.[/quote]

You’re not ‘close’, this a simple trick to encourage you to keep playing with RNG God.[/quote]

I know that the card you get is preset as soon as you open the case, but for the sake of visuals I was close. [/quote]

Read the comments, buddy.

(watsyurdeal) #11

That loadout sucks anyhow, melee focused Red Eye? Pffft

(gg2ez) #12

A Cobalt is a Cobalt.

(Frogteam) #13

Sure it’s a bad loadout, but I can confirm that it is a fun one.

(SirSwag) #14

I once got a lead in between 2 cobalts. I’m level 17 and only got my first a few days ago. I don’t like my chances for these containment war cards.

(streetwiseSailboat) #15

It has bad perks, but it has the Grandeur and the M9 pistol.

(FalC_16) #16

somewhere in the meme section there is a similar picture … unlike in that case the Rhino was rolled “EAT SHIT”. :smiley:

(Sir_Slam) #17

You know, I grew up in a fairly religious household. I learned about the disappointment involved in prayer early on.

And yet here I still am opening these cases, doing my cobalt dance with my dropped EMP/Drug sample, bashing the air in front of me like a true believer. Maybe one day RNGesus will shine upon me with a silver Phantom card.

Oh wait.

He did.

…

F_uck this I’m converting to scientology.

(Talak) #18

I don’t even bother watching it scroll through all the cards. I just skip the animation. Ignorance is bliss when you don’t know the case had cw, cobalt, or gold cards.

(bizarreRectangle) #19

It’s not like when you pray you get whatever you want in that instant is it? lol

(gg2ez) #20

I actually physically got my hands together and prayed for 0.1%, which is how I got my Cobalt SM71 Nader a few months ago. Not the best, but hey, it’s something.