How to survive the next merc rotation #2


(Yes) #41

[quote=“Wolffe7;79720”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

And some Vassoline, because double spam and useless teammates is not enough :smile: [/quote]

Yeah, Vasseline is what I was talking about. Since the rotation, every game I’ve seen them bottom of the scoreboard with less than 5 kills and more than 10 deaths. And sometimes they’ll throw in the “shit team” line as well.


(SteelMailbox) #42

[quote=“Clown;79723”][quote=“Wolffe7;79720”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

And some Vassoline, because double spam and useless teammates is not enough :smile: [/quote]

Yeah, Vasseline is what I was talking about. Since the rotation, every game I’ve seen them bottom of the scoreboard with less than 5 kills and more than 10 deaths.[/quote]

And occasionally you have get luckyshotted and instagibbed
Fuck this rotation.


(Fleshpound) #43

[quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent:


(Yes) #44

[quote=“BanditFleshpound;79727”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent: [/quote]

What? I’m talking about Vassili.


(Wolffe7) #45

[quote=“Clown;79729”][quote=“BanditFleshpound;79727”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent: [/quote]

What? I’m talking about Vassili.[/quote]

Fear not, because the real cancer is coming. Can you actually imagine Phoenix in rotation ? It’s like “Welcome to hell”. The only heaven might be beautiful min. 10 server (not to offend anyone below 10 lvl tho)


(Yes) #46

[quote=“Wolffe7;79732”][quote=“Clown;79729”][quote=“BanditFleshpound;79727”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent: [/quote]

What? I’m talking about Vassili.[/quote]

Fear not, because the real cancer is coming. Can you actually imagine Phoenix in rotation ? It’s like “Welcome to hell”. The only heaven might be beautiful min. 10 server (not to offend anyone below 10 lvl tho)[/quote]

Nah, I don’t think Phoenix is annoying on either team.


(Sorotia) #47

I play Bush…I’ve unlocked him…what I see often when he is on rotation is I plant my Turret in a somewhat strategic spot…and people will literally plant theirs in front of mine…so theirs will shoot first and possibly get the kill.

But in reality if people know what they’re doing and they have a Fragger or Nader…they will nade the easier to see one and likely kill mine in the process as well.


(Amerika) #48

[quote=“Wolffe7;79732”][quote=“Clown;79729”][quote=“BanditFleshpound;79727”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent: [/quote]

What? I’m talking about Vassili.[/quote]

Fear not, because the real cancer is coming. Can you actually imagine Phoenix in rotation ? It’s like “Welcome to hell”. The only heaven might be beautiful min. 10 server (not to offend anyone below 10 lvl tho)[/quote]

Considering how many people had enough credits for Phoenix and as many as I’ve seen he might as well be on free rotation right now.


(SteelMailbox) #49

[quote=“Amerika;79930”][quote=“Wolffe7;79732”][quote=“Clown;79729”][quote=“BanditFleshpound;79727”][quote=“Clown;79717”][quote=“steelMailbox;79705”][quote=“Clown;79664”][quote=“FurriesAreAwesome;79660”]Oh god, the Nader spam… It never stops… Trying to defuse C4 now is insanity. It’s just non-stop spamming.

Make it stop… Please, please, make it go away…[/quote]

I would rather have nade spam than turret spam.[/quote]

Well you get both in this free rotation[/quote]

With the added bonus of useless teammates.[/quote]

Not my fault that i score more than 6000 before someone else as defender/attacker Nader.

I just have some strategy,baits and bronze/silver loadouts :innocent: [/quote]

What? I’m talking about Vassili.[/quote]

Fear not, because the real cancer is coming. Can you actually imagine Phoenix in rotation ? It’s like “Welcome to hell”. The only heaven might be beautiful min. 10 server (not to offend anyone below 10 lvl tho)[/quote]

Considering how many people had enough credits for Phoenix and as many as I’ve seen he might as well be on free rotation right now.[/quote]

I don’t know he is pretty rare to see now to tell the truth.
Holy crap that is a long quote chain.


(Amerika) #50

Every pub game I’ve played in has had about 1/4 to 1/2 play or at least have Phoenix in their lineup. That’s my own personal experience and obviously not everyone will have had the same but to me it definitely feels like he’s already on free rotation.


(SteelMailbox) #51

Probably because there is a difference between US and EU


(Sorotia) #52

I don’t think I’ve seen many of that…but I honestly haven’t played many games since he was released…did have one game though where 6 out of 7 players where playing him the first day he was launched though.


(Derpfestor) #53

The average number of Phoenixes I see per match is around 3 per team, it never goes higher than that.

But other than that this merc rotation is an absolute fustercluck.


(dariodelvoije) #54

I’ll just stick with my sticky bombs, cobalt fragger and cobalt phoenix. You see what I did there, stick with sticky bombs haha best joke I ever made