We all know that RNGesus controls a large portion of Dirty Bomb, whether it’s from the cards you get or the bullet spread on your gun. Day by day we ask ourselves the question: "What must we do to please this confusing being that is RNGesus?" Fear not, my friends! Today I will expose to you the secrets of pleasing RNGesus!
- In order to please RNGesus, one must first learn the prayer of RNGesus. This draws RNGesus’ attention towards you. Learn it word by word, this is the foundation of all RNG.
full of grace,
Cobalts be with thee;
blessed art thou amongst business models
and blessed is the fruit of thy code, low percentages
RNGesus, mother of rares,
Pray for us F2Ps
Now, and at the hour of our Leads,
Good, now that you know the calling of RNGesus, we may move onto the method of inducing his awesome power.
You will need:
- Chalk (or salt)
- Your PC and it’s monitor
- Sharp blade
- 6 Friends (preferably alive)
- 6 D20 dice
- Draw a large hexagon with your chalk (or salt), each edge measuring 2m or more.
- Place a single D20 at each vertex (the points of the hexagon you silly) on the hexagon.
- Place your PC and monitor within at the center of the hexagon with Dirty BB active, about to open a case of your choice.
- Position a friend on each edge of the hexagon and direct them to start chanting the prayer of RNGesus in unison.
- Use the blade to make a small incision on your finger and place a few droplets of blood on the screen.
- Direct your friends to chant progressively louder.
- Click “open” and open your case, leave the roulette on.
- Join your friends in chanting.
- Collect your Silver or higher rarity card.
And now you know how to please RNGesus, no lamb sacrifices necessary.