Orbital Laser.
It’s time for the piece de resistance: Kira’s orbital laser. It can move about, it can vaporize you in seconds, and it knows absolutely no fear.
It’s fired in a manner similar to Arty’s artillery strike, except it strikes a smaller area, and can be guided around. I’m not sure what sort of technology allows a satellite to quickly change the direction of its orbit, but Kira has it. Just like Arty, Kira’s designator is interrupted by receiving fire, and it creates three converging lasers where it’s being called in. Once these meet, you’re dead. Unless you DATOBO.
However, unlike the others, orbital lasers will find you, and they will kill you. Avoiding it takes a little more effort than the others. If Kira has a direct line of sight to you, she can guide it onto you and shoot you almost at the same time, while you’re busy wearing yourself out before your inevitable death. Don’t let her do that. Break line of sight, if at all possible.
Chances are Kira won’t be sitting around exposed and tracking players, though, as that sort of single-minded focus is just as likely to get her killed. Kira is quite soft, and can’t afford to take those risks. And, just like Arty, Kira doesn’t need direct line of sight. If the laser is in front of you, and there’s a wall behind you, all Kira has to do is click the wall behind you, and you get vaporized.
It’s more likely the laser will be called in behind a rock or a wall or a tree, or something, and then guided into choke points where enemies are known to be, or onto objectives. In those cases, however, you’ll have some warning. The orbital laser is quite loud, so you’ll know when it’s active. It’s time to GTFO.
Okay, take a split second to think about where you are. Is there a building you can run into? Do that. Are you in a large, open area? Take evasive action. Are you currently spotted by Vasilli? Run, and fast.
I mentioned earlier some mistakes that will get you killed. I think that’s the most important thing to be aware of: What to avoid. What to avoid, then? Avoid running in a Hollywood-style straight line away from the laser. We’ve seen it in movies, we’ve laughed about it. Know what? People still do that in Dirty Bomb. It’s hilarious to watch. Unlike airstrikes, there’s not a specific direction you should run in. Instead, be unpredictable. And, above literally anything else, don’t run behind a crate or into a corner and expect to be safe. It’s literally the worst possible move. If you do that, you will die, ten times out of ten. Seriously. If there’s only one piece of advice you take away from this thread, let it be this: If you’re trying to get away from an orbital laser, DO NOT hide in a corner. Am I making myself clear yet? Corners are bad. Corners are death. Boxes are unsafe. I can’t count the times I’ve seen someone on the ramp MG on Chapel, only to have them run INTO the box rather than out of it to get away from a laser. You know what they have in common? They’re all dead. And you don’t want to be like that.
In summary:
- Watch for Kira, and three converging laser beams, and for massive beams emerging from ominous clouds.
- Listen for the distinctive, literally unmissable sound of the orbital laser.
- DATOBO.
- Stay mobile. DO NOT stop for anything or anyone. Above all, avoid trapping yourself.