Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas/Feliz Navidad/Joyeu Noel

(Sick Boy) #21

Ne zoalige kesmis en e gelukkig nievjoar ! :clap: :beer: :moo: (local flemish dialect)

(squadjot) #22

Glædelig jul. !

:slight_smile:

(zivs) #23

Priecīgus Ziemassvētkus un laimīgu Jauno gadu! (Latvian) ;(

(Salteh) #24

Show van doos en warme ham!
And a tasty new yearizzle :o

(DarkangelUK) #25

I wish you all a politically correct christmas

From me (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”) Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, politically-correct,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice,
with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of
others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at
all…and a financially-successful, personally-fulfilling, and
medically-uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally-accepted
calendar year 2006, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of
other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or dietary
preference of the wishee. By accepting this greeting you are bound by these
terms that-

  • This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
  • This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
    made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
    are acknowledged;
  • This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any
    of the wishes;
  • This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
    restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
    jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor;
  • This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within
    the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the
    issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first;
  • The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
    wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor; and,
  • Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our
    Saviour”, or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead
    or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this
    greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and
    images are hereby acknowledged.
(EB) #26

That sounds an awful lot like:
http://enemy-territory.4players.de:1041/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=153210#153210

(Loffy) #27

Merry xmas and a bright 2006!

(eq-Shrike) #28

Merry Chrimbmas to everyone who posts here and of course the Splashbidges …

(eq-Shrike) #29

Warmed up ham can give you food poisoning … I recommend cooking it on the day :slight_smile:

(Sauron|EFG) #30

I hope you’re all having a God Jul!

(DarkangelUK) #31

I copied it off the fpsheaven forums from back in 2003 on this thread, which is now defunct anyway as an updated version was posted on the front page here. Wonder where the ET site got it…