Technically your birthday won’t be here but happy birthday anyway Mr Leonard Cummings 
Happy Birthday Vassili :)
Shinywindow
(Shinywindow)
#1
DankBeretField
(DankBeretField)
#5
For whatever reason, I don’t think that Vas-f*cker didn’t need a birthday celebration.
Do you know how many matches had been ruined because of a random Vaseline?
Do you know how many matches had been ruined because of a CODKid?
So say your prayers, give gifts to him, even give him a new marksman rifle. But take heed:
I shall end the Vaseline Empire. By whatever means.
Even if that means burning the Splash Damage HQ down.
NOTE: This was supposed to be FUD for humorous reason. Deleting the FUD part means deleting the humor.
That’s how my jokes work.
K1X455
(K1X455)
#6
But, but… Heart Beat sensor…
it’s important for Arty, Kira and Skyhammerbro. Haven’t you done that in game?