Hannibal and Steven Seagal

(15% or more) #1

Just wanted to show you guys a little sum sum I noticed in one of the videos…

A bite mask like in Silence of the Lambs and Steven Seagal hair. I guess that means you could make a cannibal B-movie action star if you wanted to.

(LyndonL) #2

Awesome… this would have fitted perfectly in to the “What movie star are you going to make your character look like” thread :rolleyes:

(15% or more) #3

Not really sure I’d call Seagal a “star”. LOL.

(DoHo) #4

[QUOTE=15% or more;277503]Not really sure I’d call Seagal a “star”. LOL.[/QUOTE]Oh snap.

/char

(LyndonL) #5

Lol I’ll pay that.

(.Chris.) #6

I agree, Seagal isn’t a star, he’s a legend!

(.TehTank.) #7

[QUOTE=.Chris.;277539]I agree, Seagal isn’t a star, he’s a legend!

[/QUOTE]

Hes not.

Hes absolutely terrible, his films are all the same it makes me want to eat his face off and feed it to the hungry children of Somalia.

kthnxbaii

(xTriXxy) #8

lol i hate segal. he is bad actor. he can survive own suicide.

(Nex) #9

:smiley:

(LyndonL) #10

He doesn’t use a gun. He uses a butcher’s knife and then he wiggles it around in figure 8s.

(.Chris.) #11

And that’s what makes him brilliant, the man’s got style.

(Herandar) #12

He is Cock Puncher!

(JeP) #13

That’s what makes him so special.

Plus his role in Machete was quite cool.

(15% or more) #14

So, Seagull vs. Norris…

Who’d win?

(Slade05) #15

The audience.