Goofy melee weapons?

(Drac0rion) #1

I was just wondering, if SD would make new melee weapons, what would you guys like to see?

I’d like a crowbar to pretend I’m Gordon Freeman :smiley: .
A hammer for my Fletcher, a wrench for my Bushwhacker and a frying pan for my Proxy!
Maybe a golf club for those long shots with Vassili :mrgreen:

Balance wise I don’t care too much about melee weapons, just different hitboxes and same dps in the end.

(solace_) #2

if they were going to implement something like this they would have to make melee interchangeable on all loadout cards. Which would be pretty nice.

(PleasantWheat) #3

That would be interesting, but might break balance if they do different things. If some of these weapons were reskins of specific weapons eg golf club = cricket bat or machete = kukri, stuff like that I could see that being a fun addition

(gg2ez) #4

Reskin Katana into a baguette for Aimee please.

(PleasantWheat) #5

Reskin katana into a claymore. Reskin stilletto into a psycho kitchen knife (with sound effects on use). Reskin cricket bat to a guitar of some variety. The potential for shenanigans is endless

(streetwiseSailboat) #6

Cleaver for Aimee. Her lines suggest she was a chef and it would go well with he Chopper perk.

(TheVulpesFox) #7

Can we have Turtle swinging around squishy toy turtle? That squeaks every time you make contact.

(Your worst knifemare.) #8

Proxy swings a dynamite stick

(KattiValk) #9

Whacking people with your primary held like a bat would be fun.

(Amerika) #10

A frying pan with cartoon sound effect when you connect please.

(CirclesofJerk) #11

Reskin the Stilnotto Stiletto to a wet paper bag, because that’s exactly what it sounds like now.

(CCP115) #12

TF2 scout + frying pan?

Quick slash + frying pan in DB?

Yes please.

(Kristin_Cool) #13

Shovel with phantom, tread mill for rhino lol

(PleasantWheat) #14

treadmill? I’m assuming that’s because he’s “fat”, which is funny because he is actually a bodybuilder, its the bomb suit that makes him “fat”

(Nexus) #15

Baseball bat for every merc! idk why there’s a cricket bat, but a baseball but would definitely be a nice realistic addition. For a dream melee, i suggest a throwable item, like throwable shurikens, throwable knives, throwable screwdrivers etc

(PleasantWheat) #16

It’s a cricket bat because Dirty Bomb is set in London. Also, throwable items arent melee…

(KnightDemon) #17

Teacup for stiletto, because well…London. Also, dominatrix whip for Nader, somehow it sorta fits. Wow the filters are tight, I’m referencing a woman who wears black spandex usually, and has a special type of whip, where she feels she is dominant and has something to do with trix and not the cereal.