Weapon inspection is a fun little feature, but why limit weapon inspection to guns and knives?
(Feel free to post your own ideas! Tell me which ones you like! I personally would love to see these implemented, and if you would too, try to keep this thread afloat so that Splash Damage takes notice!)
Here are my ideas for what mercs could do when you inspect their abilities:
- Nader, Arty, Kira, and Sparks could inspect their Grenade Launcher, Designators, and Revivr like any other gun. (Keep reading… it gets better!)
- Rhino would swing up his Minigun for a better view of the majestic beast.
- Aura, Sawbonez, and Phoenix could quickly inspect their Paddles one at a time before rubbing them together to produce exaggerated electrical arches between them.
- Proxy could flip over her Proximity Mine and swing it around as you would while inspecting a Frisbee.
- Phantom could start a game of Tetris on his armor control pad, which he immediately loses (to his frustration).
- Fletcher, Fragger, Thunder, Stoker, Skyhammer, RedEye, and Vassili could give you a good look at their grenades and toss them from hand to hand, and even play around with them as if they were toys and not lethal instruments of destruction. Need help with that imagination of yours? Here are some examples…
- Fletcher pulls out a couple more Sticky Bombs and juggles them.
- Fragger dangles a Frag Grenade from its pin like it was nothing.
- Thunder gradually gets more ambitious with his throws, starting off with a safe toss from one hand to another, then tossing his Concussion Grenade higher and farther with each throw until having it flip a few times midair as a finale.
- Stoker gently caresses and polishes his Molotov Grenade.
- Skyhammer starts throwing his Airstrike Designator up in the air, seeing how many times he can get it to flip and still catch it. After getting to ambitious, he fumbles and has to catch it with his other hand.
- RedEye sets his Smoke Grenade to a slow leak before tossing it from hand to hand.
- Vassili gets a bit cocky with his Heartbeat Sensor, which is accidentally activated and flashing red while Vassili fumbles with it trying to turn it off until he finally succeeds. This could include a “YOU’VE BEEN SPOTTED” bleep for added effect.
Those are my best ideas… what do you think? ^u^


