Fletcher is love....


(Adam) #1

It was 12 o clock.
I was in my room, playing DirtyBomb.
In my load out was only Fletcher.
Anyone not Fletcher was kicked from the match.
The game got more intense, as more and more people became Fletcher.
A Proxie said over chat “Fletcher is @$!#.”
We all called her a @$!#.
We voted to kick her, then we all prayed for our lord Fletcher.
I thanked Fletcher for the life I was given, and I would do anything to repay him.
Just then I heard “Sticky out!”
Suddenly my wall got blown up, and out of the dust rose a tall sexy man.
It’s Fletcher!
Fletcher leaned in towards me, while stroking my chin.
He said in a soft tone “My name is Fletcha.”
He then grabbed me by my wrist.
I am ready
He bent me over the bed and…

-snip-

It hurt, but I did it for Fletcher.
Harder and harder he pounded.
He put down the chair leg and picked up the…

-snip-

Fletcher yelled out in a sexy, yet climatic way “I have a gift for you, no charge!”
He then stuck a sticky bomb to my @$!# and detonated it.
I @$!#, and then lay motionless on my bed.
My father comes in, and Fletcher tilted his glasses looking him dead in the eyes and says “Complete the objective.”
He then flew out of my window.

Fletcher is love

Fletcher is life


(XavienX) #2

Imagine this being viral and someone made a SFM video for it like Shrek’s.


(DirtyMedal) #3

please no


(Lissxy) #4

God no just stop, stop. please.


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(Eox) #6

Please do !


(TheOrangePhantome) #7

Aside from the reference to Shrek is love Shrek is life meme i wanna ask you somethin @Adam.

Can you teach me your wisdom?


(Adam) #8

[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;74576”]Aside from the reference to Shrek is love Shrek is life meme i wanna ask you somethin @Adam.

Can you teach me your wisdom?[/quote]

How about you first tell me why your profile always has a banned logo on it…


(AirborneAsian) #9

Umm… Are u gay? Hopefully yes no.


(Adam) #10

I am thankyou… Do you have an issue with that? Common! Tell me! Tell me how you think I am wrong! I dare you!


(DirtyMedal) #11

wow now i just realize

I am that proxy…


(Adam) #12

[quote=“ditzyMedal;76040”]wow now i just realize

I am that proxy…[/quote]

@$!#…


(watsyurdeal) #13

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(Adam) #14

I’m not condescending, I’m just tired of treating people like kids. Grow up and stop taking it so personally.

Best signature ever.


(watsyurdeal) #15

Can’t tell if sarcasm, or serious


(TheOrangePhantome) #16

[quote=“Adam;75776”][quote=“TheOrangePhantome;74576”]Aside from the reference to Shrek is love Shrek is life meme i wanna ask you somethin @Adam.

Can you teach me your wisdom?[/quote]

How about you first tell me why your profile always has a banned logo on it…[/quote]

Well i didn’t watch my dirty mouth and a dev or somethin commented on that thread. Must have seen what i wrote. But seriously if you’ve watched game of thrones and you’ve watched Season 5 you would know how much every 1 hates the knights watch for what they did.


(Adam) #17

[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;76247”][quote=“Adam;75776”][quote=“TheOrangePhantome;74576”]Aside from the reference to Shrek is love Shrek is life meme i wanna ask you somethin @Adam.

Can you teach me your wisdom?[/quote]

How about you first tell me why your profile always has a banned logo on it…[/quote]

Well i didn’t watch my dirty mouth and a dev or somethin commented on that thread. Must have seen what i wrote. But seriously if you’ve watched game of thrones and you’ve watched Season 5 you would know the how much every 1 hates the knights watch for what they did.[/quote]

But how are you still commenting?!


(TheOrangePhantome) #18

[quote=“Adam;76690”]

But how are you still commenting?![/quote]

Well i’m not banned. I’m just warned by the devs aka jailed. I cant post discussions tho :-:
And i rly wanna post a discussion on the Off Topic forum about Game Of Thrones. A guys suggested that to me. Well i’ll be able to after 9th September.

Also a question do you or have you watched Game of Thrones and/or The Walking Dead?


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(Adam) #20

[quote=“TheOrangePhantome;76716”][quote=“Adam;76690”]

But how are you still commenting?![/quote]

Well i’m not banned. I’m just warned by the devs aka jailed. I cant post discussions tho :-:
And i rly wanna post a discussion on the Off Topic forum about Game Of Thrones. A guys suggested that to me. Well i’ll be able to after 9th September.

Also a question do you or have you watched Game of Thrones and/or The Walking Dead?[/quote]

It’s okay bro… I’ll make you a thread, and you can post game of thrones in it all you want. :slight_smile: