Arty
- Changed audio cue of artillery strike.
Have a preview of the audio cue here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUol5LkDem0
Aura
- Health station will now start to flee 5 seconds after being deployed.
A lot of users kept complaining about Aura encouraging camping techniques, so we decided to add this to make Aura’s playstyle more fun and mobile.
Bushwhacker
- Turret can now be upgraded. Hit ten times with your melee weapon to level up to next upgrade.
- Level 2 turret will get twice the DPS an +50 health.
- Level 3 turret will be able to throw frag grenades and get an additive 50 health.
- Turret has now 5% chance to deal random critical hits, dealing x3 damage.
Mechanics from other successful games can’t hurt, right ?
Fragger
- Removed Frag grenade. Instead of throwing a Frag Grenade, Fragger will now throw himself.
- Fragger explodes into 7 smaller Fraggers who themselves explode into 7 even smaller Fraggers.
If this doesn’t balance Fragger, we will reduce by half the number of Frag Grenades Fraggers in the next update. That’s right : you would actually throw half a Fragger.
Kira
- Laser will now spawn an additional X feet away from walls. X being a distance equal to the distance there is between the wall and your location.
You use it, you fry. Balanced.
Nader
- Grenade physics tweaks : Increased grenade bounciness by 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Dammit ! Our trainee fell asleep on the keyboard again !
Phantom
- Gave brand new texture to invisibility. Have a preview here : http://i.imgur.com/gUQwCOw.png
- Replaced Refractive Armor’s audio cue. Have a preview here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVq2j5sPBA
- Raised max hp from 110 to 111.
Long awaited Phantom tweaks ! Now available.
Phoenix
- Will now go to purgatory before self-reviving.
- In the purgatory, the player’s soul will be purged of all of his sins and inner demons.
- If your soul is too tainted, you might end up in hell instead of self-reviving.
If you wondered : hell is a room full of Phantoms and Fletchers who stick your butt and stab your balls every five seconds. Forever.
Proxy
- Spawning as Proxy will directly trigger a suicide.
We kept noticing that Proxies have the very common behaviour of rushing towards the nearest source of gunfire and die in a painful death. So we decided to give to Proxy that great quality of life improvement, making for all Proxy players their suicide quest way easier.
Red-Eye
- Smoke will now give conjunctivitis to players inside the smoke.
He’s not called Red-Eye for nothing, right ?
Rhino
- Rhino will now make the ground shake while landing when he jumps.
- To compensate for that buff, Rhino will now die from a heart attack if he runs for more than 5 seconds.
Don’t eat too much burgers, kids.
Sawbonez
- Sawbonez’s model is now replaced with a realistic reproduction of @RazielWarmonic
She always loved Sawbonez above all else. But now she can be her hero… Forever !
Skyhammer
- Airstrike drone is now replaced with a more realistic drone model. http://images.technewstoday.com.s3.amazonaws.com/tnt/amazoncom-can-now-test-its-drone-designs-with-faas-approval.jpg
“Don’t let your deliveries go latey ! Speed it ! SPEEEED IT !”
Sparks
- Small medpack ally regeneration reduced by 90%.
- Small medpack self regeneration increased by 180%
- REVIVR health given on revive reduced by 80%.
- REVIVR damage increased by 160%
Fair…
Stoker
- Ammo station now displays real candy for hungry young guns.
- Feeding your guns with candy too much will give them diabetes.
- You can cure gun diabetes with gun insulin.
Don’t let your gun go hungry ! Feed it ! FEEEEEED IT… But avoid sugar.
Thunder
- Updated Thunder’s icon to fit more what you’ll actually see in game. Preview here : http://eu.farrow-ball.com/pws/client/images/catalogue/products/100239/zoom/100239.jpg
Pretty realistic indeed.
Vassili
- Now becomes a starter merc.
New player ? All your dreams become true !
FLETCHER RELATED BALANCE CHANGES
- Removed wall jumping from the game.
- Removed long jumping from the game.
- Removed jumping from the game.
- Max Sticky bombs reduced to 1.
- Cooldown reduced to 1.
- Max speed reduced by 1.
- Hitbox size increased by 1.
- Max hp decreased by 1.
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Have a nice day !
Oh and April’s fools of course.
I am not sorry.
