Fill in the Blanks (Just for fun)

(IcySkyz) #1

Hi, I’m IcySkyz. I would tell you what my favorite merc is but because I’m sleepy, I’ll give you a hint instead. My favorite merc is one that usually doesn’t give out ammo. But don’t worry, as your wonderful teammate, I got your back unless I’m ____texting someone ____ while playing. I tell you, nothing is more satisfying than throwing an airstrike and slamming down the EV with all the Proxys clinging to it. But you know what, if I got a dime for every time I saw a one of my teammates __walk over my body as a medic, I would be a million dollars richer. In fact, I would spend that million dollars lobbying Splash Damage to implement a Co-op (AI vs Player) mode into Dirty Bomb. But since my fantasies usually don’t come true, I would settle with seeing _____ someone dressed up as Skyhammer and throwing plastic toy inflatable ammo at MissMurder during a Stream.

Alright, now its your turn to fill it in!

(AirborneAsian) #2

Hi, I’m SexyIcySkyzGurl. I would tell you what my favorite merc is but because I’m really sleepy baby, I’ll give you a hint instead. My favorite merc is one that usually fuking doesn’t give out ammo tits. But don’t worry, as your wonderful teammate, I got your back unless I’m sexting texting someone tits while playing. I tell you, nothing is more satisfying than chicks throwing an airstrike and slamming down the EV with all the Proxys clinging to it twerking. But you know what, if I got a dime for every time I saw one of my teammates just walk over my body as a medic teabagging, I would be a million dollars richer. In fact, I would spend that million dollars lobbying Splash Damage to implement strip clubs to a Co-op (AI vs Player) mode elimination into Dirty Bomb. But since my fantasies usually don’t come true, I would settle with seeing a hot someone dressed up as Skyhammer and throwing plastic toy inflatable ammo at MissMurder tittes during a Stream.

I’d gone overboard.

(KattiValk) #3

Hi, I’m Incoming. I would tell you what my favorite merc is but because I’m not playing DB right now, I’ll give you a hint instead. My favorite merc is one that usually kills everything. But don’t worry, as your wonderful teammate, I’ve got your back unless I’m getting horrendous lag while playing. I tell you, nothing is more satisfying than pressing K over friends on the other team I’ve just shot. But you know what, if I got a dime for every time I saw one of my teammates forget how to aim, I would be a million dollars richer. In fact, I would spend that million dollars lobbying Splash Damage to implement a high speed low drag operatuuuuuuur into Dirty Bomb. But since my fantasies usually don’t come true, I would settle with seeing all the forum mods dress up in chicken costumes during a Stream.

(Adam) #4

Hi, I’m xXx1337IcySkyz69xXx. I would tell you what my favorite merc is but because I’m a sleepy cow, I’ll give you a hint instead. My favorite merc is one that usually fucking doesn’t give out ammo you fuckers. But don’t worry, as your wonderful teammate, I got your back unless I’m fucking texting someone like an idiot, while playing. I tell you, nothing is more satisfying than fucking throwing an airstrike and slamming down the EV with all the Proxys clinging to it like leaches to my penis the one time I peed in a lake. But you know what, if I got a dime for every time I saw a one of my teammates fucking walk over my body as a medic fuck you medic, I would be a million dollars richer. In fact, I would spend that million dollars lobbying Splash Damage to implement a way so I don’t have to see you fucking medics, and you anyone else for that matter, like a Co-op (AI vs Player) mode TDM into Dirty Bomb. But since my fantasies usually don’t come true, I would settle with seeing 2 dudes in ski mask drug someone dressed up as Skyhammer and throwing plastic toy inflatable ammo at MissMurder at her baby maker during a Stream.

Alright, now its your turn to fill it in!

(Lissxy) #5

MAKE THIS A THING.