“Shotgun, I call shotgun cause i have… shotgun”
“I’m just a cute icky wicky girl, hiding the corner with a grenade launcher, it’s mainly decorative don’t worry about it.” <-- or something along those lines.
Favorite quote from a character in the game
noobtia
(noobtia)
#62
“Highest cause of mortality? Heart disease, than ciggies, than booze, than me!” 
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Yes! Thank you!
Also Fletchers: “I have a gift for you. No charge… But there is explosive charge!”
skepepular
(skepepular)
#64
[quote=“Watsyurdeal;151372”]Fragger: I thought I saw my momma for a moment, but she lives in Vermont, does aromatherapy, that makes no sense…anyways, back to killing!
Makes me chuckle everytime[/quote]
The lore is real, that’s why he likes roses!
Diosito
(Diosito)
#65
I really miss Nader’s “… Such misfortune” (“Oops”, v 5 8 4), it used to be available in some closed beta builds.
There is another one, after a 5 killing spree she (Nader) says something like “… five deaths and I’m still standing?, take the hint, Ja?”
Proxy used to say “… Dead ike disco” (v 7 4)
Abbadon
Abaddon
InfernoKun
(InfernoKun)
#66
I love this line the most, but NEVER hear it anymore. Makes me sad.
“I sneeze health at you! Achoo!!” - Phoenix
Dog1
(Dog)
#67
I like a lot of Fragger’s lines, but I particularly like “Just like shooting turkeys. Quite heavily armed turkeys, but I think the analogy still stands.”
Also, Fletcher’s line “I am a professional. This is my vocation, I am doing what I do best.” He almost sounds disappointed that this is the case for him, and it makes me feel a little twinge of regret for him.
Phoenix also has good lines, but I always chuckle at “Philosophers are divided as to whether it’s possible to be worse than you. Some say no. The others, they just cry.”
Execution has some of the best lines in the game, it’s a shame I don’t play it that often .-.
Feley
(Feley)
#68
“Highest cause of mortality? Heart disease, than ciggies, than booze, than me!” [/quote]
Yes! Thank you!
Also Fletchers: “I have a gift for you. No charge… But there is explosive charge!”[/quote]
Np 
Also Fletcher’s is: “A gift for you. No charge… Oh wait! EXPLOSIVE CHARGE!”
Ballto
(Ballto)
#71
[quote=“noobtia;151023”]Skyhammer’s, I think.
“Heart disease, booze, then me” -things about deaths. Sorry, can’t remember better :([/quote]
Highest cause of mortality? heart disease, then sickies, then booze, then me i think is the quote
darlingClaymore
(darlingClaymore)
#72
[quote=“Ballto;152449”][quote=“noobtia;151023”]Skyhammer’s, I think.
“Heart disease, booze, then me” -things about deaths. Sorry, can’t remember better :([/quote]
Highest cause of mortality? heart disease, then sickies, then booze, then me i think is the quote[/quote]
Cigies, or cigars. Anyways my favorite one is when I heal with phoenix and he says, don’t forget to eat plenty of fruit!
The_Enema_Bandit
(The_Enema_Bandit)
#75
“You are a lightsaber” - some mercs when they get revived
I know.
blisteringOwlNest
(blisteringOwlNest)
#76
For you, This is going to be difficult difficult lemon difficult
- Arty
Love the play on easy peasy lemon squeezy xD
frolicsomeCrane
(frolicsomeCrane)
#78
I heard Kira singing “I feel pretty” from West Side Story a few times, after being revived, but with the word “pretty” replaced by that word “genki” which I think means good in japanese or something, anyway here’s the song so you can get the idea.
Reddeadcap
(Reddeadcap)
#79
@frolicsomeCrane She just says it “I feel genki”, not really singing or referencing I feel pretty.
Similar to how other merc mentions how being revived gave them quite a rush, in her case she’s literally saying “I feel energetic” as that is what Genki translates to.
I just love “Like a candy store for hungry young guns!” and “Don’t let your gun go hungry, feed it, FEEEED IIIIIT~!” with Stoker and Skyhammer respectively.
Merci1ess
(Merci1ess)
#80
“One shot, one kill.” … Before the devs decided to make it “Two shots, one kill.”
Still waiting for the voice actor to make this new line. I demand it to be implemented.