Favorite quote from a character in the game

(KattiValk) #41

INCOMING!
-Everyone.

:stuck_out_tongue:

(Sir_Slam) #42

I BANG YOU ALL!

(RazielWarmonic) #43

Vassili has some of my favorite lines for sure.
“One shot, one kill, one… derful. I am wonderful, at shooting.”
“I’ve stocked smarter things on refrigerator shelves than you. Like milk, and erm… Yogurt?”

And of course, Sawbonez:
“You mean nothing to me! You hear me!? NOTHING!.. Call me!”
“With one hand I take a life, the other hand I save it… Actually, it’s the same hand, but that don’t sound as good.”

And an unreleased line that can be heard here: “Sawbonez. I’ll saw your bones with a bonesaw. Hence the mother f***ing name.”

(Verticules) #44

Knife Kill with Sawbonez, " I just went surgical on your @$#!"

(Runeforce) #45

“Putting the Dick in Medic!” lol

(boerhae) #46

This quote is hilarious

(boerhae) #47

Sorry, the time is off. Go to 15:51

(noobtia) #48

Skyhammer’s, I think.

“Heart disease, booze, then me” -things about deaths. Sorry, can’t remember better :frowning:

(GildedDark) #49

@noobtia it’s “Number one causes of death? First heart disease, then cigies, then booze and then me”

(Feley) #50

“Highest cause of mortality? Heart disease, than ciggies, than booze, than me!” :stuck_out_tongue:

(bushyg) #51

“You say that, but it just sound like, ‘I love you’.” Arty.

(SzGamer227) #52

Anyone want to fill in the blanks for this one? Fletcher says it.
“Have you ever thought of just lying down at the foot of a door and ____ ____? You would be good at that!”

Anyways, a few others that I happen to really like:

“Fire in YOUR hole!”
“A gift for you, free of charge! No, wait… EXPLOSIVE CHARGE!”
“Your work is sloppy and cack-handed and I do not like your results.”
“Your lack of ability is sadly evident.” ~Fletcher

“I keep you fighting, but don’t make me do your job as well, yes?”
“I sneeze health atchyou!”
“You are so bad at this, I read about you in med school!”
“Philosophers are divided as to whether or not it’s possible to be worse than you: Some say no, others… they just cry.” ~Phoenix

“Have you considered a second career? Like you could be a… corpse!” ~Fragger

“Like little eggs of death!”
“Catch them all!” ~Nader

“I BANG YOU ALL!” ~Thunder

“One shot, one kill, one…derful… I am wonderful… at shooting, that is…”
“Three of you down, and I’m still minty!” ~Vassili

“Five of you down? This at the very least presents a setback in your plans, does it not?” ~Proxy

“Life can be a process of trial and error, but your seems to be error and error.” ~Sparks

“While entertaining and possibly educational, you bein’ such an asshole does NOT advance procedures.”
“What was that you were sayin’? I was just thinking of a huge pile of shit and then I realized it was YOU talking!” ~Bushwhacker

“I wonder if I could use this armor for advertising instead of blending in… I could make a KILLING!” ~Phantom

“Ammo station! Like a candy store for hungry young guns.” ~Stoker

“Get your ammo while it’s fresh! Just kidding… stays fresh for years!” ~Kira

“LOTS O’ LOVELY AMMO… RIIIGHT HEEAAH!” ~Skyhammer

(Amerika) #53

“I don’t even need a GUN!” - Arty
“HERE COMES AWWWTYYYY” - Arty

(PD_Agent47) #54

" What you do in life… are Echoes in eternity … no … .wait "

" Smoking is dangerous particularly when I shoot you in it "

" Don’t you make my red eye blue now "

" I make you disappear by smoke then make you disappear again by shooting you to death "

(SirMurder) #55

[quote=“SzGamer227;151283”]Anyone want to fill in the blanks for this one? Fletcher says it.
“Have you ever thought of just lying down at the foot of a door and explode in dust (?)? You would be good at that!”

@SzGamer227

(Bestfinlandball) #56

“I bang you all!”
Thunder 2k16

(APRenpsy) #57

Three of you down, and I’m still coming. - Proxy (Not sure about this one but it left a impression because… well duh…)

(Mr_Hands) #58

Ah go fu** yourself… by Arty. (V 7 9 3)

(watsyurdeal) #59

Fragger: I thought I saw my momma for a moment, but she lives in Vermont, does aromatherapy, that makes no sense…anyways, back to killing!

Makes me chuckle everytime

(skepepular) #60

“I’m a recon” - Redeye 2015