You know what else this game needs?
1 - Strafejump cartwheeling while hipfiring through walls to get my 1337 kills. That is the only way to prove I have skill.
2 - Under barrel Grenade Launchers.
3 - Way too many people on one map, because the only way I can get kills is if everything is so cluttered and distracting that I can fire in literally any direction and get a kill.
4 - Sniper rifles, grass, and guille suits. I only like to contribute to the objective if my target a mile away happens to be the same place you are.
5 - Under barrel grenade launchers.
6 - Vehicles that destroy everything.
7 - Magic laptops that control everything from inescapable missiles to airplanes capable of getting 30 kills. But you only get these laptops if you are good enough with the under barrel grenade launcher. (Note, it’s easier to be good with it if point 3 is included)
8 - Knives that kill in one hit. I don’t care if I only nick their finger, if they are within 15 feet of me in any direction, they should die.
9 - MLG tournaments. I want to take out everything fun about this game so that I can preserve the spirit of competition, even if that spirit of competition only contains half the content. Randomness is stupid, even if it is hilariously awesome. TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT’S BEST. I PLAY MLG.
10 - Did I mention the under barrel grenade launcher?
Seriously, I can’t believe Splash Damage has screwed this game up so much. What are they thinking? Why are they trying to walk some fine line between hard core challenge and mainstream fun? Don’t they know that games can only be one, not both? Don’t they know that for games to succeed they need to follow the same formula as everything else we play? Surely they don’t think that those formulas we love so much were just as original this “game” in their time right? That’s just ludicrous.
Seriously SD. Get your sh** together. Give me my same old Counter Call of Battlefield that I know and love. god knows this industry doesn’t need anything new.