Ez win ez life [comp. edition]

[SonGockel]

There are 2 ways to win every game without using any kinds of tactics:
Play Rhino:
-more hp than your rl weight
-has a shotgun and a minigun which instakill you
-in combination with a healstation --> GG
-req. a lot of skill because u have to hold your finger on m1

Play Nader:
-spam nades all day
-(WARNING:ONLY FOR AVERAGE PLAYERS) when u die press one fucking button to kill the whole enemy team

Most of the lvl 20< players are using this simple trick to piss every1 off the game so (they also say that these mercs need skill )

I hope I could helped u guys

Enjoy playing as totally op Merc !

[PleasantWheat]

Nader and Rhino are far from the most OP mercs, fletcher and sparks are way more potent than both of them combined

[gg2ez]

Really? Damn. I swore that only yesterday I could’ve taken out both of those mercs with ease.

[Vocopi]

Honestly it does not matter what you play…you should just play what you’re good at either way if you go against a good/decent player it won’t matter what you’re playing you’ll still get rekt.

[Corppet]

Rhino and Nader still take skill, and if your team can’t stop them, it means their teamwork and skill level is quite low.

[SonGockel]

Rhino and Nader still take skill

ironic mode on
YEAH M8 U ARE RIGHT! IT TAKES REALLY MUCH SKILL TO SPAM YOUR NADE LAUNCHER /MINIGUN
I’M ALWAYS TOP SCORE WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY NEED SO MUCH SKILL AND I GOT ALL OF IT

FLETCHER IS TOTALLY OP ( I CAN’T PLAY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CAN’T KILL EVER1 BY PRESSING 1 BUTTON LIKE NADER AND RHINO)
ironic mode off

ask every lvl 20< they all play these faking op mercs and when they get rekt they ragequit because they couldn’t handle that they lost with a broken merc

I recently played Nader and had a 9 K/D (simply spaming nades @ the enemies)
u don’t need skill for that…just no

and well…Rhino

saying that these mercs req. skill just shows how much u guys support merc balancing…better spend 17k on combat arms (full offence)

[ThiagoJaqueta]

Rhino is Overpowered? No
Does he require skill? BIG NO. Which is why I dislike him and I think that he doesn’t fit on Dirty Bomb, he’s a useless noob friendly merc.
-“WHAT DO U MEAN BY USELESS???”
Well… Any other Merc is more helpful than him, even Phantom (Who can sneak behind the enemy lines, distract/delay the enemy attack, and protect the C4 by killing unaware enemies).

Well, this video can’t be used as proof to Rhino “OPness”, first: It’s a pub match, second, most of the players are not even Level 8, now I’m not saying that level matter, except for playtime, and the amount of playtime that a Level 8 have is enough to say that he’s inexperienced. Third, he can be easily picked at distance, with explosives, or chain headshots (which is not hard to perform since he’s NOT moving at all).

Now, I have to say that Nader actually DOES require skill to perform well. And when I say perform well, Is not about killing stuff, but is about helping the team to accomplish the objective. Use nades across the map to defend the C4, to take people away from camping spots and healing stations, the only noob friendly thing about Nader is the Martyrdom, but again, the fuse time is huge and one single Long Jump can save you from taking damage.

[gg2ez]

Rhino OP? Don’t make me laugh. He’s a slow, incompetent excuse for an assault merc that’s useless unless his enemies are standing square in front of him. Quite frankly, if you can’t counter a Rhino, you should probably be more ashamed than mad. Get to long range and peg him in the head from there, his Mini-Gun can’t touch you.

[SonGockel]

First of all -> thank u for being the first guy who tries to discuss this with me.
Now I’m gonna tell u why some of ur arguments are wrong.

We start with Rhino:
U say that he is not op
argument: not helpful,can easily get killed @ long distance

Rhino is meant to be a defender.
Just look at the map terminal.
There are soooo many corners where u can defend as Rhino and when u run into his camping place it’s mostly already over before u even have a chance to spot him.
U can easily get more than 2 kills by just waiting for them in a unexpected corner and if they know your position just switch to the next best corner to do the same stuff over and over again. In the meantime u get totally rekt by him and when u try to focus him there are always 4 more players in his environment which can make your life even make more harder.
That’s just an unfair advantage…

As I said before I see many high lvl players playing Rhino (Nader too) in comp.
And most of them are playing the same way I wrote.
Once my entire team got rekt by one rhino (he had like 70 kills) and the rest of his team had 1/3 of his points. U couldn’t kill him.

To the video:
I just typed in yt “dirty bomb rhino” and randomly picked the first video which says that he is op. The “noobs” have no chance against him as u can see in the video.
So whats fair about that? Is it only because they don’t have enough experience they can’t kill a Rhino? I don’t think so…

so much to Rhino
let’s move to Nader
Saying that Nader req. skill
argument: helping the team to accomplish the objective (not only making frags)

Uhmmmm…doesn’t it even make her more op with that “strategy” (spaming nades on bombspot)
Dealing more than half as much dmg than a grenade from fragger with a max stock of 5 nades…and a 7s recharge…hmmmm

Now let’s just skip the Martyrdom part because u don’t have to complain about this ability. (just op af, especially indoor)

At the end I just can’t say that these two mercs are balanced atm and I hope they will nerf them…

(Funfact: today durring the livestream shoe just got totally rekt. (He had like 9/30)
In the next round he started playing Rhino and WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED IT? - he had a positive kd)

[SonGockel]

Name is gg2ez
profile picture is phantom
I think that’s enough to say that he is a tryhard

[gg2ez]

Why would you “run into his camping spot”? There’s a noise that comes with a spun up Mini-Gun that literally acts as a “Frag here” sign.

The “noobs” have no chance against him as u can see in the video.
So whats fair about that? Is it only because they don’t have enough experience they can’t kill a Rhino? I don’t think so…

Are you fcking serious mate? That’s the definition of inexperience, not being able to do something at the efficiency of an experienced person. Yes, it is because they don’t have enough experience, would you expect a player that just picked up a game to beat the best? No, you wouldn’t. Stop btching about the game and get used to it instead - you’re not meant to be able to beat everything as soon as you start.

Now let’s just skip the Martyrdom part because u don’t have to complain about this ability. (just op af, especially indoor)

No, mate, Martyrdom is dropping a stationary Grenade on the ground. You’re not the first person to complain about Martyrdom, everyone else that complained learnt that barely anybody here on the forums has a problem with Martyrdom. Just use your sexy brain cells and identify a downed Nader and simply don’t run into her. Not hard.

[quote=“SonGockel;134964”]Name is gg2ez
profile picture is phantom
I think that’s enough to say that he is a tryhard[/quote]
And even if I was a tryhard, how does that change the fact that you’re complaining about easily countered mercs?

[SonGockel]

I’ll just give u a “lol”

I mean u are joking…right?

[gg2ez]

[quote=“SonGockel;135004”]I’ll just give u a “lol”

I mean u are joking…right?

[/quote]

If you don’t have any counterarguments, spare me the cocky, smartass banter.

[SonGockel]

I could counter anything u said but I’m 2 leazy :^)
wait till tomorrow cutie :*

[gg2ez]

[quote=“SonGockel;135009”]I could counter anything u said but I’m 2 leazy :^)
wait till tomorrow cutie :*[/quote]

Bae pls ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

[Corppet]

YEAH M8 U ARE RIGHT! IT TAKES REALLY MUCH SKILL TO SPAM YOUR NADE LAUNCHER /MINIGUN
I’M ALWAYS TOP SCORE WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY NEED SO MUCH SKILL AND I GOT ALL OF IT

FLETCHER IS TOTALLY OP ( I CAN’T PLAY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CAN’T KILL EVER1 BY PRESSING 1 BUTTON LIKE NADER AND RHINO)

First off, by skill I mean not just aiming and shooting. It’s also the position and plays the player makes. Secondly, Rhino’s weapons are pretty much useless at range except for his sidearm, and for Nader, you have to try to direct hit those nades for massive damage and kills, rather than just lobbing and somewhat spamming them. Fletcher isn’t that op. People just don’t know that you simply have to flank him or avoid him if you hv 100 hp or lower and you have to aim with your sticky bombs. So if you think he’s op, it’s probably because you’re bad at the game, you don’t know how to counter these mercs or it was your lucky day and scored 40/8 against noobs.

[SonGockel]

did u see " ironic mode on ironic mode off"?
DID U SEE IT?
“IT TAKES REALLY MUCH SKILL TO SPAM YOUR NADE LAUNCHER /MINIGUN”
“FLETCHER IS TOTALLY OP ( I CAN’T PLAY WITH HIM BECAUSE HE CAN’T KILL EVER1 BY PRESSING 1 BUTTON LIKE NADER AND RHINO)”

DID U SEEEEE IT?

[SonGockel]

Why would you “run into his camping spot”? There’s a noise that comes with a spun up Mini-Gun that literally acts as a “Frag here” sign.

Will u hear the minigun sound before or after u crossed the corner?

[quote=“gg2ez;134971”]you’re not meant to be able to beat everything as soon as you start.
[/quote]
But it seems that the beginner Rhino just beated everything so what’s your point?

[quote=“gg2ez;134971”]
No, mate, Martyrdom is dropping a stationary Grenade on the ground. [/quote]
Rlly m8? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BANANA (FUNNY)

Just use your sexy brain cells and identify a downed Nader and simply don’t run into her. Not hard.

For example:
Underground-second objective-2nd objective room
When a team rushes u in this small room it’s over with your life because nader will Martyrdom the fuck out of you. In such situations it’s nearly impossible to escape from theses nades. That’s why I wrote “especially indoor”

well I think it’s over m8 :^)

[gg2ez]

Why would you “run into his camping spot”? There’s a noise that comes with a spun up Mini-Gun that literally acts as a “Frag here” sign.

Will u hear the minigun sound before or after u crossed the corner?

[quote=“gg2ez;134971”]you’re not meant to be able to beat everything as soon as you start.

But it seems that the beginner Rhino just beated everything so what’s your point?

No, mate, Martyrdom is dropping a stationary Grenade on the ground. [/quote]
Rlly m8? I THOUGHT IT WAS A BANANA (FUNNY)

Just use your sexy brain cells and identify a downed Nader and simply don’t run into her. Not hard.

For example:
Underground-second objective-2nd objective room
When a team rushes u in this small room it’s over with your life because nader will Martyrdom the fuck out of you. In such situations it’s nearly impossible to escape from theses nades. That’s why I wrote “especially indoor”

well I think it’s over m8 :^)

1. You hear the Mini-Gun sound when it’s revved up from quite a long distance, you’ll most certainly hear it before you cross the corner. By camping I assume you mean the Mini-Gun is already revved up, thus the whirring sound is already present. Even if he wasn’t revved up yet, just double back around the corner when you see the Rhino and engage him long range. The Mini-Gun isn’t instant, fire-on-click weapon, it has to rev.
2. Beat everything? I dare you to find a beginner Rhino that can repeatedly beat an experienced almost anything.
3. Well aren’t you just a special snowflake.
4. Then be smart enough to get away from the Nader before you kill her. It’s not hard, just avoid where she drops really.

I honestly don’t know why you’re complaining here. Is it because you can’t take down a Rhino? Because you’re getting camped? Tell me and I will help you, because I don’t get these problems anymore.

[SonGockel]

YEAH M8 ITS NOT SO HARD TO FUCK EVERYONE EZ GAME EZ LIFE
RAZER FTW