ET SUCKS

(AKA_CheeseWagon) #21

The CheeseWagon salutes all you dairy products and byproducts who actually took this post seriously and replied to it.
For all of you he recommends this site as a valuable read. However the CheeseWagon is still of the opinion that the turd shaped creature does suck and it will continue to think so for as long as the creature refuses to admit it’s made out of feta cheese and rubber bands. And about that shiny finger…well we all know what that’s for.

P.S. Wils you fucking asshole I can’t believe you banned me. Do you know I had to spend almost 30 seconds getting a new account. This post was just a joke and I thought it was pretty obvious, but apparently not to some of you slow ass retards. It was just meant to have some fun and maybe angry up the bloods a little. And even if it were a serious post, last time I checked this was a forum for general discussion of ET where people discuss issues and opinions about the game not where they come to praise the geniuses of splash damage and where if you deviate from the party line a little they throw you in the gulag(where I’m told the presence of cheese is nonexistent). I think you are spending too much time in this forum listening to a bunch of clan losers and unemployed game developer wannabes who kiss your ass all day long and think you’re the greatest thing since sliced cheese. Well get real man and don’t take yourself so seriously. You made a nice mod and I commend you for it, but don’t think this is some great achievement in the history of videogames. The only reason why it’s somewhat popular(and I say somewhat because no matter what you people think, most of the people I’ve talked about it have never heard of it) is because it’s free and if it was commercially released and had to really compete with other games it wouldn’t have lasted a day. It offers nothing new in terms of gameplay graphics or plot that I haven’t seen a million times before in other games. So in conclusion RELAX you forum nazi!!!.

P.P.S. Since this forum seems to be run from a bunch of 12 year olds who don’t like it when people touch their things, I’m most likely gonna get banned again so to all the SD minions please don’t start to dissect this post into a million quotes and reply with your very clever remarks and arguments because I’m not gonna spend another 30 sec getting a new account here to reply to you. I know you are all extremely smart and that’s exactly why you spend most of your lives in these forums.

(g00se) #22

So let me get this straight. You create a new user account at the game develpers boards for the sole purpose of starting a new thread shouting ET sucks (complete with angry red shaking circle heads) . SD then promptly showed you the door. And you have a problem with this?

Oh…I am sorry you were just kidding. Haha. Great joke. Somene please escort this guy to the door again.

(playero) #23

And from what Ive heard ET doesnt just suck, but hes also an alcoholic searching for food in other peoples garbage cans (although he could just eat himself, plenty of cheese and rubber for his alien stomach) I also dislike his arrogance and other bad qualities. ET if your reading this… GRINGO GO HOME!
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(The_Jesus_Zeppelin) #24

this cheese wagon guy is great! he just wants a rise and all of you gusy are giving it to him. wow! INTELLIGENCE! did i spell that wrong, oh well guess im not intelligent! :twak: :poke:

(Machine for to kill) #25

You’ll be suprised how seriously some people take these forums. This is their life, they spend all their free time here. You say anything bad about any of this they’ll jump on your throat like a bunch of hyenas.

Although I find your post a tad bit innapropriate (even by my standards), I still find it strange that you got banned. When I first saw your post I realized it was a joke immediately, and so did some others. But as I just said, most people here don’t have a sense of humor.

P.S.
Watch them jump me now for tolerating an infidel.

(SCDS_reyalP) #26

http://security.teleactivities.net/hacking/dictionary/jargon/t.htm#troll

An obvious, poorly crafted one, at that.

(Englander) #27

LOL U really showed us ur not a little kid with this thread havnt u :angry: :banghead:

(sniser) #28

Since RTCW multiplayer test 1, I was hooked on it. When ET came out, I got hooked on that. Right now I’m back at a bit of RTCW mptest (it’s much wilder yay!)… mp_beach, medics and LT’s only… that’s the zen of gaming for me, it just never gets old! I guess either you love it or you hate it, but you offered no reason why it “objectively” sucks, while I could sit her for days listing stuff I like.

Nothing new in terms of gameplay… pffft, now that is just bullshit haha! The classes from and communicativeness (vsay) of RTCW? The constructibles and lots of other things from ET? How well the ideas have been executed? It’s kinda like a compressed TF… you see, BF1942 , DoD, AA, whatever suck shit - for me - because you stand NO chance EVER going rambo, you simply move too slow and can’t strafejump. That might be more realistic, but you can’t have the wildness of RTCW CQC and realism at the same time, so fuck realism.

:banana:

(Sauron|EFG) #29

He may suck as covert ops (uniforms won’t fit), but he’s one hell of a medic. I’d be happy to have him on my team. :blah:

(J. Warbler Madman) #30

Why do people still play chess? Chess sux0rs!

(playero) #31

He may suck as covert ops (uniforms won’t fit), but he’s one hell of a medic. I’d be happy to have him on my team. :blah:[/quote]

I have to agree with you, as a corvert alcoholic he sux, but last time I was spectating him (no demo sorry), he sure does know how to use his medical abbilities, although a little unorthodox (sticking a glowing finger in your bunghole doesnt work for me) but if you see clearly hes just another human being like you and me so give this ugly alien freak a clap. :clap: