Empire-9

(wittyChicken) #1

Those strings are all over the place. Just how fast is Fletcher walking? 40 miles per hour?

(cornJester) #2

Fletcher is too sexy for proper physics. He’s also too sexy for his shirt and too sexy for his sticky bombs (which is why they disappear.)

(Eox) #3

40 miles per hour is obviously not enough. You should be walking at the very least at 100 mph.

Because Fletcher.

(ludicrousBlast) #4

[quote=“Eox;45707”]40 miles per hour is obviously not enough. You should be walking at the very least at 100 mph.

Because Fletcher.[/quote]
Agreed

(Old Man) #5

The disappearing Stickies create microscopical black holes which allow him to travel through time and space faster.