Dream loadout cards

[Someordinaryguy]

I think there might have been a thread existing already but #toolazytocheck So the point of this thread:

-create a loadout for your favourite mercenary that would be in your opinion useful and you’d love to see it in game

-any merc

-any augment

-any weapons

P.S. Indicate a card is a troll one by writing TROLL before describing it

So let’s go:

Aura

BL23 Assistant Operative

Primary: Blishlok

Secondary: Caulden

Melee: Cricket Bat

Augments:

-GET UP

-HEALING REACH

-POTENT PACKS

R50 Slasher Close Assault

Primary: Remburg 7

Secondary: DE.50

Melee: Beckhill Combat Knife

Augments:

-DOUBLE TIME

-QUICK SLASH

-CHOPPER

Kira

D95 Shinobi Rifleman

Primary: Dreiss AR

Secondary: Simeon .357

Melee: Katana

Augments:

-SNEAKY

-FOCUS

-CHOPPER

S64 Technical Rifleman

Primary: Stark AR

Secondary: DE.50

Melee: Kukri

Augments:

-EXTRA SUPPLIES

-MECHANIC

-EXPLODYDENDRON

Nader

SM18 Demolition Operative

Primary: SMG-9

Secondary: Caulden

Melee: Cricket Bat

Augments:

-BIGGER BLAST

-QUICK DRAW

-DRILLED

Phantom

99 Assassin Operative

Primary: Empire-9

Secondary: M9

Melee: Katana

Augments:

-SNEAKY

-CHOPPER

-QUICK SLASH

F53 Vintage Operative (CA/CB inspired)

Primary: FEL-IX

Secondary: DE.50

Melee: Stilnotto Stiletto

Augments:

-FOCUS

-SPARES

-UNDERCOVER

Rhino

TROLL

MO42 Marksman Close Assault

Primary: MOA

Secondary: Empire-9

Melee: Katana

Augments:

-FLYING PIG

-SPRINGY

-DOUBLE TIME

D10 Hailstorm Close Assault

Primary: Dreiss AR

Secondary: DE.50

Melee: Kukri

Augments:

-QUICK EYE

-FOCUS

-QUICK DRAW

Sawbonez

SM77 Paramedic Operative

Primary: SMG-9

Secondary: Selbstadt.40

Melee: Beckhill Combat Knife

Augments:

-EXTRA SUPPLIES

-POTENT PACKS

-GET UP

SPARKS

TROLL

70 Apocalypse Agent

Primary: Minigun

Secondary: Smjüth & Whetsman

Melee: Cricket Bat

Augments:

-ICE COLD

-NITROS

-FOCUS

89 Assistant Agent

Primary: Tolen MP

Secondary: M9

Melee: Beckhill Combat Knife

Augments:

-EXTRA SUPPLIES

-GET UP

-QUICK CHARGE

Stoker

S01 Combustible Rifleman

Primary: Stark AR

Secondary: Selbstadt .40

Melee: Cricket Bat

Augments:

-EXPLODYDENDRON

-FOCUS

-DRILLED

[MisterBadmin]

Just gonna leave this here:
http://i.imgur.com/zKTcmJP.png

So there’s a story behind this card. NotBontsa (I think it was NotBontsa anyways) and I were talking in the Discord about Fletcher. I really like the Blishlok, he was arguing in favor of the Ahnuhld. One of us decided “Why not both?”. Then the Katana got added and perks were determined. (It was originally Explodydendron in place of Bigger Blast but I think it looks better.) I was pulling an all-nighter to fix my sleep schedule, so I thought I’d make it. Cut to a few hours later and this was the result.

Absolutely no regrets. 42/10 would Fletch again.

One might say I had a SPARK of inspiration:
http://i.imgur.com/NuknpXd.png
I’ll see myself out…

So I got bored…
http://i.imgur.com/wUnsF8Z.png

Just for you, @bontsa
http://i.imgur.com/ZpCdZkx.png

[Someordinaryguy]

[quote=“MisterBadmin;193805”]Just gonna leave this here:
http://i.imgur.com/zKTcmJP.png
[/quote]

MAKE IT HAPPEN SD ! But change melee to Empire-9/Good ol’ Rub

I think this might be Ainsley Harriot personal spicy meatballing card

[SirSwag1]

Sparks

MOA
Empire 9
Katana

Get up
Quick charge
Drilled

I would never play anyone else

[bontsa]

Despite my liking to A31 something loadout with tough/lockon I’ve never argued for shotgun over smg I do however remember seeing this conversation, and even to save my life I dont remember who lovely champ you discussed with in Discord.

Oh and since multiplying augments wasn’t banned, I’d grab Nader with 3x Bigger Blast Put a Kekkerino as primary and beckhill for consistent melee in too for jazz and shizzery

[Someordinaryguy]

[quote=“bontsa;193839”]Despite my liking to A31 something loadout with tough/lockon I’ve never argued for shotgun over smg I do however remember seeing this conversation, and even to save my life I dont remember who lovely champ you discussed with in Discord.

Oh and since multiplying augments wasn’t banned, I’d grab Nader with 3x Bigger Blast Put a Kekkerino as primary and beckhill for consistent melee in too for jazz and shizzery[/quote]

So basically this guy’s loadout ?

[doxjq]

I’m a fan of movement, so I really like movement perks.

Arty, Stark, Smjuth, Beckhill, Flying pig / Springy / Double time.

[FalseLumpy]

Rhino:

Rarity - Founders

Skin - Dirt

Primary - Stiletto

Secondary - Stiletto

Tertiary - Stiletto

Augment 1 - Pineapple Juggler

Augment 2 - Enigma

Augment 3 - Cool

Special Ability - A mini-gun that can rev up, but doesn’t actually have any bullets.

Definitely the single most useful loadout that could have ever been conceived.

[frostyvampire]

Vaseline:
MO34

MOA SNPR-1 + MP9 + Katana

-Focus
-Quick Eye
-Spotter

(Troll)
Phantom (I don’t play him but meh)
4 (Katana only)

-Chopper
-Quick Slash
-Undercover

[K1X455]

Phantom

[list] K sumthin Sumthin Perfect Recon Operative
[] Primary - KEK10
[] Secondary - M9
[*] Melee - Katana

[] Undercover
[] Quickslash
[*] Chopper
[/list]

@MisterBadmin Drilled is also nice, but of course fast switching weapons with Fletcher wins the match.

[LifeupOmega]

My dream card would exist if the CR42 Sawbonez had a beckhill instead of a stiletto.

Just can’t beat Focus/Drilled/Potent with Crotz/M9.

[MrLashnibro]

KE55 Professional Operative
Hochfir
DE.50
Katana
Healing Reach
Potent Packs
Extra Supplies.
Rarity would be Cobalt Shard since you can never go wrong with a very blue Phoenix.

[solace]

A slightly more realistic loadout, but this would be the dream for thunda’

Thunder;
-MK46 (buffed to 100 rounds, maybe slightly higher damage?)
-Akimbo Deagles
-Kukri
-Conc Grenades
-Berserker Ability (Angry Russian Bear?) - Allows for 20% (?) of all incoming damage to be absorbed for 7 seconds (?) and increases movement speed by 30 points (alternatively could allow for constant increased health regen for -similar amount of time)
-Unshakeable (buffed back to OG 20% I think it was)
-Tough (also increases speed at which health is regained a little)
-Looter

In place of tough (if on a competent team with good medics), mechanic or something could be put in place.

[Sorotia]

Is nothing in particular I’d want…except maybe a Fragger with the MK and Thunder with the 121

[BananaSlug]

mo11, bl32, m62, m61, t55, and many others

[doxjq]

[quote=“MrLashnibro;193929”]KE55 Professional Operative
Hochfir
DE.50
Katana
Healing Reach
Potent Packs
Extra Supplies.
Rarity would be Cobalt Shard since you can never go wrong with a very blue Phoenix.[/quote]

I started to get a semi, but then you said shard and it all went away Fragmentpls

[MrLashnibro]

[quote=“Dox;194016”][quote=“MrLashnibro;193929”]KE55 Professional Operative
Hochfir
DE.50
Katana
Healing Reach
Potent Packs
Extra Supplies.
Rarity would be Cobalt Shard since you can never go wrong with a very blue Phoenix.[/quote]

I started to get a semi, but then you said shard and it all went away Fragmentpls[/quote]

Fine Fragment just for you. Happy now?

[Cletus_VanDamme]

C94 Amateur Operative (Fragger)

Kek-10
S & W
Katana
Drilled
Explodydendron
Quick Slash

[Dysfnal1]

Thugger (Q frag grenade, E concussion grenade, 170 hp)
MK-121A1 (MK 46 fire rate, magazine size + K 121 damage + M4A1 accuracy)
Empire .50 (Empire 9 + DE .50 damage)
Stilnotto Bat (Stilnotto movement speed, attack speed + cricket bat range, damage)
Explodeyblast (explodeydendron + bigger blast)
Quickfocus (focus + quickeye)
Doubledrilled (double time + drilled)

Proxtom (Q proximity mine, E refractive armor, 450 movement speed, 110 hp)
Blishfir 7 (Blishlok range, accuracy + Hochfir fire rate + Remburg damage)
Tolen + Whetsman (Tolen MP + S+W damage)
Beckhill Combat Katana (Beckhill movement speed, attack speed + katana range, damage)
Chopperslash (chopper + quicklash)
Doubledrilled
Lock-Under (lock-on + undercover)

Who would win?

[GildedDark]

Redeye

• Grand Marksman
  Primary: Grandeur
  Secondary: Deagle
  Melee: Beckhill
  Aug 1: Guardian Angel
  Aug 2: Bomb Squad
  Aug 3: Quickdraw

Phanatom

• Sneaky Cricket Weeb
  Primary: Crotzni
  Secondary: Simeon
  Melee: Cricket Bat with “Kawaii Killer” sticker from CS:GO spammed onto it
  Aug 1: Undercover
  Aug 2: Chopper
  Aug 3: Sneaky

@Xenithos Figured you’d wanna see this thread :3