Don't you miss being insulted by the jackal commander ?


(CyberVonCyberus) #1

don’t get me wrong, i like the new VO and how it gives us some lore, however the jackal commander is a shadow of his former self, what did ma’am do to you ? you’re not treating us like garbage and insulting us anymore

or maybe you just took those anger management lessons everyone told you to have all the time


(AlbinMatt) #2

And the CDA lady is way more pissy


(Sithas) #3

@CyberVonCyberus said:
don’t get me wrong, i like the new VO and how it gives us some lore, however the jackal commander is a shadow of his former self, what did ma’am do to you ? you’re not treating us like garbage and insulting us anymore

or maybe you just took those anger management lessons everyone told you to have all the time

Are you by any chance a m?


(AlphaUT) #4

M


(BlackboltLW) #5

@AlbinMatt said:
And the CDA lady is way more pissy

Well, being constantly harassed by Jackal feels kinda humiliating


(watsyurdeal) #6

What, is everyone here like this?


(GatoCommodore) #7

“Instead of Noah Action, looks more like a No Action”

-Underground jackal lost


(Your worst knifemare.) #8

I have my team to do that for him.


(Diosito) #9

You are a bunch of masochists :stuck_out_tongue:

Abbadon
Abaddon


(MrHaaax) #10

I don’t know, I like not being called ‘rubbish’ after trying to carry heal an uncarriable team-

I mean me too thanks


(AlbinMatt) #11

This is seriously strange, the Jackal"representative" is much calmer, more cynical, and on rare occasions, tells jokes.
On the other hand, the CDA lady has become way more sarcastic and often times gets angry.

Before, everything was all nice and simple, your on CDA, the lovely lady would give Intel and occasionally prauses you. On Jackal, you have to deal with a cranky old dude.

Now everything is all mixed up and uncertain. What happened? Are they both having a midlife crisis? Did the Jackal guy take therapy sessions? Is the CDA lady just on her time of the month? Are they even actual people, and not just some AI controlled text-to-speech program?


(MrHaaax) #12

@AlbinMatt said:
This is seriously strange, the Jackal"representative" is much calmer, more cynical, and on rare occasions, tells jokes.
On the other hand, the CDA lady has become way more sarcastic and often times gets angry.

Before, everything was all nice and simple, your on CDA, the lovely lady would give Intel and occasionally prauses you. On Jackal, you have to deal with a cranky old dude.

Now everything is all mixed up and uncertain. What happened? Are they both having a midlife crisis? Did the Jackal guy take therapy sessions? Is the CDA lady just on her time of the month? Are they even actual people, and not just some AI controlled text-to-speech program?

Both of them got tired of the mercs’ bollocks. Jackal boy turned zen and basically stopped caring; CDA lady had it worse after her superiors start to be very displeased with the whole ‘prevent jkl from screwing things up’ op, so now she’s venting on her employees. I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!


(john_howard) #13

I like it, it varies the monotony.
What would be awesome is to have the commanders attitude vary with the teams fortunes. So in the event of one side getting stomped for multiple consecutive games they go from brash and supportive to world weary and cynical.


(AlbinMatt) #14

This is getting unbearable! I just won a match on Bridge as Jackal, and he said “Goodie Gumdrops…” GOODIE GUMDROPS? GOODIE FREAKING GUMDROPS? WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN NICE? HURT US, INSULT US, BE DISAPPOINTED! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU JACK?

In other news, Execution hasn’t gotten new lines, which oddly enough, is the only place where I can get Jack to berate me


(CyberVonCyberus) #15

@AlbinMatt , “execution” well yeah I’m kinda machosistic but this is too much for my daily dose of jackal insults


(ostmustis) #16

no


(CyberVonCyberus) #17

i was joking about execution


(Mc1412013) #18

But but she says boacty mc boat face now


(Sorotia) #19

I don’t care about being insulted…but it does sound like he is a broken man now when you’re losing.


(JonBongNoJovi) #20

Play tutorial as a noob , stand doing nothing and hear the despair in his voice , especially as Aura.