I do hate Steam with a passion - under the hood it must be pretty awful, and Valve have admitted as much on the Steam forums. My biggest gripe is that itâs a download manager, that doesnât properly manage downloads
I have a connection with crappy bandwidth, so Iâm used to downloading stuff at work and taking it home - which works great. My home connection is fine for playing games, and I have no better options available sadly.
So, I figured to help this out Iâd tell Steam Iâm on a 56K modem - surely it wouldnât misbehave if it thinks Iâm on 1990âs technology right? Wrong
On startup it will usually stealth-download a client update (might appear in download list, usually doesnât - so unable to pause). Then, it realises 6 of my games have been updated, and attempts to download all 6 updates at once - even on 56K setting. Still, itâs a download manger right? It can handle this. Unfortunately, it cannot - because the interface stops responding, while the data keeps coming down the line. It can be like that for over an hour, depending on the total size of data to download. Better still, it can actually queue up even more updates in the background as it goes, and all the time I cannot see what is going on or reliably stop it. Clicking anything produces the âprogram is dead, broâ message from Windows.
âSteaming pile ofâ is exactly right - itâs just that most users never see it, because they have decent internet connections. Given a connection where Steam doesnât saturate the bandwidth, the interface remains responsive most of the time. Sadly, when you try to relay this to Valve they basically say âto be honest, we arenât touching that code for fear of our lives. Itâs⌠complexâ - which means itâs a complete mess, and has been for years. This is then followed by idiots suggesting âget new broadband lulz its 2011â, because the combined IQ of the Steam community appears to be a negative number.
Sadly, behind the scenes Valve are not as competent as many seem to think. Hell, Portal 2 almost had the source engine splitting at the seams, and with such tiny maps too. Awesome game, but it did show the weaknesses more strongly than their previous titles. I love Valve, and their games, and their attitude to work - but I canât help thinking theyâve been left behind slightly by advances in recent years. They better get HL3 or EP3 released soon, because if they donât - they may need to use someone elseâs engine to do it 