Dirty Norris

(Adam) #1

Chuck Norris has never repaired the EV. When the EV sees Chuck Norris, it repairs it’s self.
Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.
Chuck Norris is the reason Phantom has a cloak.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do the objective, no one EVER tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Chuck Norris shot a player across the map, with is Melee.
When Chuck Norris plays StopWatch, he says when the watch stops.
Have any more? Tell them below! :smiley:

(VincentRJaeger) #2

[quote=“Adam;16155”]
Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.

Have any more? Tell them below! :D[/quote]

I don’t mean to brag but… thanks for noticing my melees with Nader!

(Adam) #3

[quote=“Jaeger;64560”][quote=“Adam;16155”]
Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.

Have any more? Tell them below! :D[/quote]

I don’t mean to brag but… thanks for noticing my melees with Nader![/quote]

Proof or it didn’t happen… :open_mouth:

(AirborneAsian) #4

[quote=“Adam;16155”]Chuck Norris has never repaired the EV. When the EV sees Chuck Norris, it repairs it’s self.

Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.

Chuck Norris is the reason Phantom has a cloak.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do the objective, no one EVER tells Chuck Norris what to do.

Chuck Norris shot a player across the map, with is Melee.

When Chuck Norris plays StopWatch, he says when the watch stops.

Have any more? Tell them below! :D[/quote]

‘Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.’ Because that Nader was already dead.

‘Chuck Norris is the reason Phantom has a cloak.’ Yeah, that’s because he can’t defend himself when Phantom broke into his house.

’ Chuck Norris doesn’t do the objective, no one EVER tells Chuck Norris what to do.’ He basically lost a lot of money from doing that, and his whole team. He’s fired.

‘Chuck Norris shot a player across the map, with is Melee.’ The game doesn’t allow that.

‘When Chuck Norris plays StopWatch, he says when the watch stops.’ Yeah, because he killed himself because he’s dumb.

(Adam) #5

[quote=“AirborneAsian;68777”][quote=“Adam;16155”]Chuck Norris has never repaired the EV. When the EV sees Chuck Norris, it repairs it’s self.

Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.

Chuck Norris is the reason Phantom has a cloak.

Chuck Norris doesn’t do the objective, no one EVER tells Chuck Norris what to do.

Chuck Norris shot a player across the map, with is Melee.

When Chuck Norris plays StopWatch, he says when the watch stops.

Have any more? Tell them below! :D[/quote]

‘Chuck Norris once meleed a Nader, and lived.’ Because that Nader was already dead.

‘Chuck Norris is the reason Phantom has a cloak.’ Yeah, that’s because he can’t defend himself when Phantom broke into his house.

’ Chuck Norris doesn’t do the objective, no one EVER tells Chuck Norris what to do.’ He basically lost a lot of money from doing that, and his whole team. He’s fired.

‘Chuck Norris shot a player across the map, with is Melee.’ The game doesn’t allow that.

‘When Chuck Norris plays StopWatch, he says when the watch stops.’ Yeah, because he killed himself because he’s dumb.[/quote]

You must be fun at parties…

Also, I though Azuna was suppose to be a nice person…

(mil4dy) #6

this all will be real when turtle comes out.

(Adam) #7

Chuck norris was once banned on Dirty Bomb. The next day, that GM was banned from living.
Someone once killed chuck norris, that person is now in hiding.
When Chuck Norris get’s a “Team Mate Repair” he round house kicks them off the EV.
Under Chuck Norris’ beard, is a 2 data cores. You can take them from him, but why take that risk?
Chuck Norris’ gun never goes hungry, infact, he has to force feed his gun, because it’s so full.
Chuck Norris is the next Merc. The only issue is there is balancing issues, so they have to delay his release. No one is sure if he will ever be balanced enough for release.

(qjack) #8

Capture the Norris will be a new Game Mode.
All Teams have to Destroy Endboss Chuck Norris! (k, they should try! never can be made! :wink: )

(Adam) #9

[quote=“qjack;70196”]Capture the Norris will be a new Game Mode.
All Teams have to Destroy Endboss Chuck Norris! (k, they should try! never can be made! :wink: )[/quote]

And it should be SAO style. If chuck norris kills you in game, you get round house kicked in real life…