@SnakekillerX said:
Never understood the fascination to dress up the characters in stupid looking costumes.
(kangaroo, bird, etc)If this @$!# makes it into the game, then it better come with an option to hide stupid skins and only show them as defaults for people who want it… otherwise I think I’d be done with Dirty Bomb.
Well i was referring to all these annoying walljumping fletchers. It looks like some stupid kangaroo.
I wonder, shoukd we make a poll on to find out what the forums considers the most attractive merc?
already done multiple times, usualy:
1 Sparks / Jeff
2 Proxy <3
3 Kira / Aimee
@redruMfloW said:
already done multiple times, usualy:
1 Sparks / Jeff
2 Proxy <3
3 Kira / Aimee
Frankly, I’m a bit scared of Sparks/Jeff. We don’t know much about him/her, n fact, the only thing we know about this elusive Merc is that they’re an identity thief and undercover expert.
Just so you know, breast implants are rather easy to get, and some people have amazing voice acting talent. Sparks may very well be “Jeff”.
Also what about the male mercs, what does the women of the forums say about them? We already know that Fragger managed to turn @hawkeyeguy99 gay.
@AlbinMatt said:
Frankly, I’m a bit scared of Sparks/Jeff. We don’t know much about him/her, n fact, the only thing we know about this elusive Merc is that they’re an identity thief and undercover expert.
Thats what makes Sparks so great
@redruMfloW said:
already done multiple times, usualy:
1 Sparks / Jeff
2 Proxy <3
3 Kira / Aimee
How and why does Proxy beat both Stalker and Kawaii!?
@Lord_Coctus said:
@AlbinMatt said:
@redruMfloW said:
already done multiple times, usualy:
1 Sparks / Jeff
2 Proxy <3
3 Kira / AimeeFrankly, I’m a bit scared of Sparks/Jeff. We don’t know much about him/her, n fact, the only thing we know about this elusive Merc is that they’re an identity thief and undercover expert.
Thats what makes Sparks so great
Read the second paragraph, it’s all sunshine and murder until you get your hopes swashed away…
Be careful what you wish for.
If every merc has to show off their pecks, then SD will be responsible for any nausea, caused by looking at…
Stoker’s pecks…
after experiencing 3rd degree burn…
@TheStrangerous said:
Be careful what you wish for.If every merc has to show off their pecks, then SD will be responsible for any nausea, caused by looking at…
Stoker’s pecks…
after experiencing 3rd degree burn…
3rd degree burns? You nean medium rare?
@Lord_Coctus said:
@AlbinMatt said:
@redruMfloW said:
already done multiple times, usualy:
1 Sparks / Jeff
2 Proxy <3
3 Kira / AimeeHow and why does Proxy beat both Stalker and Kawaii?
When you really think about this, disregarding all of her cheap moves and tactics, Proxy is comparatively sane. She still had slivers of humanity inside her, which nade her try to save her family at the start of the attacks. (Side note, does “family” here means that she has a husband? And kids?)
Kira is a brash yet energetic young woman, possibly still an undergrad, not who I’d trust with God’s laser pointer. She might be saner when she grows up, but for now, she is a dangerous thing to toy with.
You’d have to be brain-dead naive to trust Aimee. She has explicit lines about cutting your eyes out and wearing them as earrings, wearing men’s skin, and giving you a back massage while splicing your spine.
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3
Blonde hair, Blue eyes, and lovely erm… eggs. The perfect Aryan.
@AlbinMatt said:
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3Blonde hair, Blue eyes, and lovely erm… eggs. The perfect Aryan.
Don’t forget her Ｅ Ｘ Ｐ Ｌ Ｏ Ｓ Ｉ Ｖ Ｅ personality…
Before we start making good sechs appeal, can we like make it work right?
I mean, looking great is fine, but it’s not about looks.
@K1X455 said:
Before we start making good sechs appeal, can we like make it work right?I mean, looking great is fine, but it’s not about looks.
If you’re a straight woman, good on you. Loads of people to choose from here.
We’ve got a lovely engineer who’s got that teacher’s flare, Phoenix is a charming fella, not to mention he heals you and himself, and don’t forget that we have Rhino for you ladies that like it E X T R A T H I C C
For us guys however, our pallett consists of sociopaths, PTSD struck or PTSD strikers, and identity thieves.
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3
Shoe would agree
@Lord_Coctus said:
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3Shoe would agree
Shoe likes an explosive, insane German lawyer, a sociopathic French fashion artist, and a London mechanic with nucelar pancakes. Guy’s got a pretty weird palette.
@AlbinMatt said:
@Lord_Coctus said:
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3Shoe would agree
Shoe likes an explosive, insane German lawyer, a sociopathic French fashion artist, and a London mechanic with nucelar pancakes. Guy’s got a pretty weird palette.
Well I mean I like an identity theif and a crazy lady with gods beam of death.
@Lord_Coctus said:
@AlbinMatt said:
@Lord_Coctus said:
@BooryDarthNader said:
I must step in and say Nader is Bae <3Shoe would agree
Shoe likes an explosive, insane German lawyer, a sociopathic French fashion artist, and a London mechanic with nucelar pancakes. Guy’s got a pretty weird palette.
Well I mean I like an identity theif and a crazy lady with gods beam of death.
The more I think about this, the more I realize just how dark DB actually is.