Dirty Bomb Needs More Sex Appeal


(hawkeyeguy99) #1

Can I get a shirtless Fragger skin? Thx bye.


(Your worst knifemare.) #2

This belongs in merc discussion…mabye…

Also give dead proxy skin yes?


(hawkeyeguy99) #3

More just joke thread for funsies. But I would probably legit pay the $9.99 for that Aura Obsidian if it was actually for Fragger and he wasn’t wearing a shirt. :smiley: :smiley:


(AlbinMatt) #4

And I thought I was sad sod.


(Mc1412013) #5

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
Can I get a shirtless Fragger skin? Thx bye.

Only if we get a topless sparkles and topless aimee lol


(AlbinMatt) #6

@Mc1412013 said:

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
Can I get a shirtless Fragger skin? Thx bye.

Only if we get a topless sparkles and topless aimee lol

For the love of all things holy, I hope your wife doesn’t have a foruns account.

@Lord_Coctus said:
This belongs in merc discussion…mabye…

Also give dead proxy skin yes?

So you’re a necrophiliac? And I thought you adored Sparps.


(Your worst knifemare.) #7

@AlbinMatt its less for the appeal and more for my hatred of that disease spreading, mine tossing, annoying voiced, British shotgunner woman.


(Mc1412013) #8

@AlbinMatt said:

@Mc1412013 said:

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
Can I get a shirtless Fragger skin? Thx bye.

Only if we get a topless sparkles and topless aimee lol

For the love of all things holy, I hope your wife doesn’t have a foruns account.

@Lord_Coctus said:
This belongs in merc discussion…mabye…

Also give dead proxy skin yes?

So you’re a necrophiliac? And I thought you adored Sparps.

Na she dont she doesnt even play games on her phone. We had a wii since pre order and she used it 2 times in what 8 yrs


(hawkeyeguy99) #9

You know what’s sad? I did this as a joke but the more I think about it the more I really freaking want it. How badass would that be?!!! I can only imagine.

SD PLEASE. I’LL PAY $20 FOR A RIPPED SHIRTLESS FRAGGER TO INTIMIDATE MY FOES WITH MY MUSCLES.
(yes I’m compensating for lack thereof in real life)


(Mc1412013) #10

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
You know what’s sad? I did this as a joke but the more I think about it the more I really freaking want it. How badass would that be?!!! I can only imagine.

SD PLEASE. I’LL PAY $20 FOR A RIPPED SHIRTLESS FRAGGER TO INTIMIDATE MY FOES WITH MY MUSCLES.
(yes I’m compensating for lack thereof in real life)

Shirtless fragger is 60hp less than normal fragger due to less armor


(hawkeyeguy99) #11

@Mc1412013 said:

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
You know what’s sad? I did this as a joke but the more I think about it the more I really freaking want it. How badass would that be?!!! I can only imagine.

SD PLEASE. I’LL PAY $20 FOR A RIPPED SHIRTLESS FRAGGER TO INTIMIDATE MY FOES WITH MY MUSCLES.
(yes I’m compensating for lack thereof in real life)

Shirtless fragger is 60hp less than normal fragger due to less armor

Still buying him. HP is for plebs.


(TitaniumRapture) #12

@Mc1412013 said:

@hawkeyeguy99 said:
You know what’s sad? I did this as a joke but the more I think about it the more I really freaking want it. How badass would that be?!!! I can only imagine.

SD PLEASE. I’LL PAY $20 FOR A RIPPED SHIRTLESS FRAGGER TO INTIMIDATE MY FOES WITH MY MUSCLES.
(yes I’m compensating for lack thereof in real life)

Shirtless fragger is 60hp less than normal fragger due to less armor

60HP less but gives a epic taunt on kill


(JonBongNoJovi) #13

Gimp Suit for Bushwhacker would suit his current state :slight_smile:


(TitaniumRapture) #14

What about kangaroo costume for Fletcher?


(Your worst knifemare.) #15

Don’t do shirtless Rhino. Ever


(TitaniumRapture) #16

@Lord_Coctus said:
Don’t do shirtless Rhino. Ever

Well i imagine him as wall of muscles. So i would like to see him as some kind of strongest man (i am talking about that contest).


(GatoCommodore) #17

yeah nah


(watsyurdeal) #18

(AlbinMatt) #19

Dirty Bomb has some of the most “polite” clothing I’ve seen in a game. Never felt like​SD banked on sex appeal with the mercs, but I wouldn’t mind some spin off skins.

That being said, Aimee is probably going to have the most skins considering she’s a picky and fashionable chic. Oh and I want a full Adidas set for Sparps and Thunderovich.


(henki000) #20

Not a bad idea.