Dirty Bomb Creepypasta


(TheStrangerous) #1

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

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! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…


(TheManBehindTheMask) #2

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

WTF did you write? Why?


(TheStrangerous) #3

@ReXenderTzAr said:

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

WTF did you wirite? Why?

We have DB meme thread, but not creepypasta thread.

Heck THERE’S THE ENTIRE TF2 WIKI ALL ABOUT TF2 FREAKS!!!

DB needs more freaky stuff!


(Splicerrr) #4

You should apply at Splash Damage to become a writer for each merc lmao


(TheStrangerous) #5

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! <33RROL>CDOT.SUCCIO.MI>////:::’’?>


(Mc1412013) #6

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

Lol speaking of atacking clothes


(Xenithos) #7

@Mc1412013 said:

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

Lol speaking of atacking clothes
https://youtu.be/YeBj1uYqAg4

I really… realllllyyyy miss that show.


(Mc1412013) #8

@Xenithos said:

@Mc1412013 said:

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

Lol speaking of atacking clothes
https://youtu.be/YeBj1uYqAg4

I really… realllllyyyy miss that show.

I still watch cartoons some times at my age i dont care too.much for the new ones though most of them are stupid to the point my kids dont even like them. i usualy stick with early 200’s and 90’s. With th exception of southpark i keep meanong to catch up on the last 10 yrs i missed


(Xenithos) #9

@Mc1412013 said:

@Xenithos said:

@Mc1412013 said:

@TheStrangerous said:

THE MERCLESS REFRACTIVE ARMOR

After Phantom receiving his reworked suit, from his lord and savior Shoe. His old suit got flushed down the toilet, the same one as Turtle’s right hand.
Weeks went on, the suit remained in the sewers, abandoned for good. Or was it?
One day the suit’s AI developed self conscience and it’s now after Phantom.

If it ever catches Phantom…

!
! Then he can forget taking his pants off in the bathroom. Cause it’s permanently fused with his skin…

Lol speaking of atacking clothes
https://youtu.be/YeBj1uYqAg4

I really… realllllyyyy miss that show.

I still watch cartoons some times at my age i dont care too.much for the new ones though most of them are stupid to the point my kids dont even like them. i usualy stick with early 200’s and 90’s. With th exception of southpark i keep meanong to catch up on the last 10 yrs i missed

Agreed early 2000s and most of the 90s were superb in the cartoon area. Produced some of the best stuff ever: Legion of superheroes, Teen Titans, TMNT, TMNT Back to the Sewers, TMNT Fast Forward, WB’s “The Batman” (one of, if not the BEST Batman cartoon series to ever grace this planet), Batman Beyond, Danny Phantom, Avatar - Last Airbender (Never got to watch more than a few episodes because I’m poor and didn’t have access to Cartoon Network growing up), Jimmy Neutron, Samurai Jack, Powerpuff Girls, Kim Possible (Loved me some fudging Kim Possible man), (Early seasons of Fairly Odd Parents - on the stupid side, but lots of little morals and great adventures (1998-all the way to today. Over 14 seasons…)) Johnny Test, rugrats, Hey Arnold (only saw a few of these, and the movie, they were decent), I’ve heard Ben 10 was awesome but I never had access to it, Eon Kid was AWESOME, and last off the top of my head is Codename: Kids Next Door, which was superb as well.

Oh, and I’ve heard Dexter’s Laboratory was fun, but I could never get over their stupid accents the few times I saw it. I think the genius, action packed, and often moral lead adventures of a lot of these were great and just pale in comparison to most of what is made today. I also grew up watching some fun anime like Robotech, and older cartoons like Flintstones and the Jetsons… So I may be a bit spoiled when it comes to favorite cartoons.

Star Wars: Clone Wars is about the cream of the crop of the last 8 years of things made…

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(Xenithos) #10

@TheStrangerous said:

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oh gosh.


(Xenithos) #11

OH WAIT SON, HOLD UP. I FORGOT DRAGON TALES, WINX, ARTHUR, CLIFFORD, CAILLOU?, and totally spies…