Dirty Bomb Confessions

(PD_Agent47) #121

Attempt No : 9 for cobalt katana phantom and level failed :smiley:

http://i.imgur.com/RGdCNR9.jpg

(HunterAssassin5) #122

my DB confession?

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I SUCK SO MUCH WITH THE SHOTTY, since the way i work, every time i click, i also move the mouse around quite a bit, so even if im originally on target, when i click, i also go ahead and push the crosshair off my target towards nothing in particular.

(MarsRover) #123

[quote=“TheRyderShotgun;175440”]my DB confession?

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I SUCK SO MUCH WITH THE SHOTTY, since the way i work, every time i click, i also move the mouse around quite a bit, so even if im originally on target, when i click, i also go ahead and push the crosshair off my target towards nothing in particular.[/quote]

How much do you have to move your mouse to miss with a shotgun? :hushed: Do you play with 3200DPI or something?

(RobLovesNa) #124

Every cobalt I have traded up to was the exact one I wanted first try.

(Amerika) #125

[quote=“TheRyderShotgun;175440”]my DB confession?

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I SUCK SO MUCH WITH THE SHOTTY, since the way i work, every time i click, i also move the mouse around quite a bit, so even if im originally on target, when i click, i also go ahead and push the crosshair off my target towards nothing in particular.[/quote]

This is pretty funny considering your name :slight_smile: Also, it does sound like your sensitivity might be too high if you’re constantly moving off target.

(Xenithos) #126

Laughably, most phantoms are still pretty garbage, however, a few friends of mine that basically main Phantom, they are indeed a pain to go against.

(Jostabeere) #127

I see RUS and US servers as places where cheaters are more frequent. Most I’ve seen or reported were Finnish, Russian or Latin-American And I’m aware that I don’t like gamer communities from certain countries.

(Captain_Forward) #128

I never played Fletcher since level 7 I believe. A few days ago I started to use him again.
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And I enjoyed it.

Forgive me father, I have sinned.

(Pumpkiller) #129

One day i was drunk, and i started playing dirty bomb, i was solo queueing in a comp match with a skyhammer.

Guess who aced his own team with one airstrike at the end of chapel in defense.

(Simple_AOB) #130

Proxy is love. Proxy is life.

(Freezer_Boss) #131

For me any kek-10 loadout on phantom are great (and katana is a bonus)

(Teflon Love) #132

When faced with a useless Vasili in my team (which is rare these days as they are limited to non min servers) I switch to medic and wait until they get downed at their 3/26 camp spot in the back. Then I rush to them, charge the defib to full force and discharge it in thin air. After that I teabag them and run off.

When they start complaining in the chat, I reply “I have a no revive useless Vasili policy”.

When they start a votekick, it never works out because players on non min servers apparently cannot find the F1 key.

This seems to make useless Vasilis as miserable as me, which (sadly) seems to make me kinda happy in a twisted way.

I’d rather SD implement one of the several suggestions people made towards making Vasili less useless in the hand of inexperienced users. That would remove quite some toxicity in games and forums.

(LifeupOmega) #133

How can you make a sniper less useless for shit players though? It’s like that in every single game with sniping because sniping, typically, requires a somewhat decent grasp on the game’s mechanics to do well with.

(Serious Sam) #134

[quote=“Amerika;174995”]
3. I will never play a “lemming” engineer who throws themselves into the meat grinder despite how effective it can be in a pub setting. People who do it have my respect…but I’ll just never be that person.[/quote]

I play lemming medic (Yes, I go for the objective even if it kills me).
I also play combat medic. I am always on the front lines, and often I’m overextended badly.
I don’t charge up my defibrillator at all, ever.
I also forget to throw health kits sometimes, or run out of kits because I’m busy healing myself.
I topscore as medic with mainly combat and gamemode xp, not support.
I wish the medic in TF2 was as combat-capable as Sawbonez.
I really should be playing a different class, but I’m not willing to give up my health kits.

Oh, and I spend all my credits on cases.

(HunterAssassin5) #135

[quote=“MarsRover;175441”][quote=“TheRyderShotgun;175440”]my DB confession?

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I SUCK SO MUCH WITH THE SHOTTY, since the way i work, every time i click, i also move the mouse around quite a bit, so even if im originally on target, when i click, i also go ahead and push the crosshair off my target towards nothing in particular.[/quote]

How much do you have to move your mouse to miss with a shotgun? :hushed: Do you play with 3200DPI or something?[/quote]

i dont even know what DPI is.

[quote=“Amerika;175523”][quote=“TheRyderShotgun;175440”]my DB confession?

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I SUCK SO MUCH WITH THE SHOTTY, since the way i work, every time i click, i also move the mouse around quite a bit, so even if im originally on target, when i click, i also go ahead and push the crosshair off my target towards nothing in particular.[/quote]

This is pretty funny considering your name :slight_smile: Also, it does sound like your sensitivity might be too high if you’re constantly moving off target.[/quote]

my sensitivity is…25-30, somewhere between those, ill have to check again, but it serves me okay.

maybe one day ill put a camera facing my mouse hand as i shotgun to show how bad i am at it XD

(Randomdeath) #136

[quote=“Xenithos;175397”]Spoiler = Just some thoughts while reading the negativism…

[spoiler][quote=“Jesus;174189”][quote=“Scav;174174”][quote=“Jesus;174162”]I have a serious hatred agaisnt anyone using Aura or Proxy. And I tend to show it “agressively”. I think if you use shotgun Aura or Proxy above lvl 10 you’re a total piece of @$!# that doesnt have anything going for yourself. player who doesnt have much training. :smiley: [/quote]

I think you are just butthurt about everything virtually possible. #confession[/quote]

Nah that’s really just Proxy Aura and shotguns. These things shouldnt be combined in such a game thats about it.
EVERYONE can play that, its stupidely overpowered and if you play that on regular basis after having it must be because you’re just too bad at anything else because you can’t actually aim people nor flank them correctly so you just take the fastest merc and a shotgun run/jump with no strategy and aim around the ennemies without real accuracy and spam your oneshot gun.
Sorry but if you use shotgun/fast merc combination you’re just a scrub and anyone can do what you do.
And if you start attacking personally like that its probably because you are one of the concerned person. Shotguns are for beginners who picks up the game. [/quote]

I for one, cannot use shotguns on Aura or Proxy that effectively, so I’m a super scrub… :blush: Despite being level 50+ (However, sometimes the shotgun feels amazing with Aura for about ten minutes at a time and I do in fact go on a rampage)

[quote=“Jostabeere;174105”]@Jesus Threatening me is abusive behavior and I feel harrassed.
“Try to disagree with my lovely sidekick one more time and we will do stuff”.
Well-deserved, sorry bud.
And it’s 2v1, so I would lose anyways against him and his sidekick.
By the way, I didn’t start anything. I and someone else disagreed with his comment, because I like the skin, he went ahead and started spamming negative reputation like they both did it many times before. You disagree once on an opinion-based post, they disagree on your latest posts 10 times even if they contain things you can’t disagree with.
They feel they’re something special. They can disagree with opinions, but when you dare to disagree with their master-opinion, they spam your reputation to death.[/quote]

You coulda just said that they’re bigots. :love:
bigot - a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions…
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Anyway, My confession time…
I’m absolute rubbish with shotguns, and no one actually knows… :open_mouth:
I’m level 50+ and I still pub stomp because i’m afraid of the peeps that haunt the min 20s. (though of course, i swap teams to keep the game balanced. (mostly))
I like to idle the game for no reason whatsoever while doing homework, etc. Which is why steam claims I’ve played almost 1500 hours, while in game is like 720… :wink:

I made the noob mistake of trading in cobalts just to get a good fletcher 6 times. :disappointed: Still don’t have a good one. :tired_face:

I didn’t get a cobalt from an equipment case until I was level 47, laughably, I call it my Unicorn fragger. :blush: (some of my friends have gotten 6+ by the time they’re level 20. :flushed:

My favorite thing to do when I’m bored is grab Phantom, wait, and then double pistol knife people, and pretend I’m performing maplestory combos with him. If I get more than two kills this way without dying on heavier mercs, I literally start whistling the valkyrie march… :innocent:

I whistle for entire matches while playing DB, that way internet videos cannot annoy me when I want a song switch. (I am REDICULOUSLY good at whistling, am willing to prove it if you’re willing to get on a ts of mine. :smirk: ) I can whistle almost anything.

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Can you whistle any edm? … If you can you would get 5 stars

(Occult) #137

you could just mute the player

(Occult) #138

@red muting a player mutes both voice and text

(ElDingDong) #139

I like the blishlock, its my favorite gun.
I like the fire rate
I like the dot sight
It looks cool

Dont kill me pls.

(RadFoxxo) #140

I am addicted to Dirty Bomb
I tend to get very salty at Proxies (even before the ReV event)
I think that Rhino is underpowered
I feel like Dirty Bomb should be a paid game.