Dirty Bomb Confessions


(inscrutableShow) #101

[quote=“Amerika;174995”]
3. I will never play a “lemming” engineer who throws themselves into the meat grinder despite how effective it can be in a pub setting and people who do it have my respect…I’ll just never be that person.[/quote]

Nice to know you respect me.


(Amerika) #102

I almost always give shoutouts to those types of engineers on pubs in the lobby. A lot of times they end up being near the bottom of the scoreboard but they are, many times, the reason why a team will win. So they get my respect every time. I love to be the guy that clears the road for them.


(KattiValk) #103

I bought Overwatch. :persevere:


(MarsRover) #104

I’m downloading Overwatch :slight_smile:

But really I fear that DB is and forever will be the only online FPS that I really enjoy. The rest will either be too slow or too boring :frowning:


(LifeupOmega) #105

That’s a terrible confession, that you go on 9gag.


(TheStrangerous) #106

I’m downloading Overwatch :slight_smile:

But really I fear that DB is and forever will be the only online FPS that I really enjoy. The rest will either be too slow or too boring :([/quote]

Too much CoD/Halo clones, very hand holding.

And this is more of a general confession, but I cannot get into Counter Strike. Too high of a learning curve for me to enjoy it. Same with Arena Shooters (Quake, Unreal Tournament), again, learning curve way too high for me.


(Freezer_Boss) #107

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“Another One” (Solid DJ Khaled memes)


(LifeupOmega) #108

I tried it for an hour or two, it feels so… slow, and boring, and the only guy I enjoy is the Soldier 'cause he at least has to aim until he puts on his holo goggles.


(Amerika) #109

I tried it for an hour or two, it feels so… slow, and boring, and the only guy I enjoy is the Soldier 'cause he at least has to aim until he puts on his holo goggles.[/quote]

Waddlewatch :(. Since I have a response to this but it’s sort of offtopic I put it under a spoiler tag.

[spoiler]Yeah, that drove me nuts. Soldier and McRee actually require you to have great aim to play them effectively. Then you get to their ultimates which are both literally aimbots that hand you kills. If McRee’s forced to you sit in place or move super slow but let you one shot people for a short window of time it would have been great. And Soldier’s doesn’t even feel like an Ult if you already have good aim. Tracer is the only aim/movement reliant character in the game that isn’t super handholdy.[/spoiler]


(MarsRover) #110

I tried it for an hour or two, it feels so… slow, and boring, and the only guy I enjoy is the Soldier 'cause he at least has to aim until he puts on his holo goggles.[/quote]

Yeah, I don’t have any expectations. I also tried Paladins one time when DB was in maintenance. I didn’t touch it since - too slow, not enough aim required.


(Randomdeath) #111

how dare you


(Randomdeath) #112

i always do the duh duh duh in terminal as fletcher

also i will constantly put 3 stickies on a medic and wait till they are around their whole team, so to the edge of the map and boom an ace


(inscrutableShow) #113

[quote=“Randomdeath;175258”]
also i will constantly put 3 stickies on a medic and wait till they are around their whole team, so to the edge of the map and boom an ace[/quote]

I’m gonna try that.


(Randomdeath) #114

[quote=“inscrutableShow;175272”][quote=“Randomdeath;175258”]
also i will constantly put 3 stickies on a medic and wait till they are around their whole team, so to the edge of the map and boom an ace[/quote]

I’m gonna try that.[/quote]

its copyrighted >:D


(Randomdeath) #115

I tried it for an hour or two, it feels so… slow, and boring, and the only guy I enjoy is the Soldier 'cause he at least has to aim until he puts on his holo goggles.[/quote]

Yeah, I don’t have any expectations. I also tried Paladins one time when DB was in maintenance. I didn’t touch it since - too slow, not enough aim required.[/quote]

perfect for the phantoms


(Freezer_Boss) #116

Sometimes Darude:Dankstorm motivates me to play aura melee only.


(Xenithos) #117

Spoiler = Just some thoughts while reading the negativism…

[spoiler][quote=“Jesus;174189”][quote=“Scav;174174”][quote=“Jesus;174162”]I have a serious hatred agaisnt anyone using Aura or Proxy. And I tend to show it “agressively”. I think if you use shotgun Aura or Proxy above lvl 10 you’re a total piece of @$!# that doesnt have anything going for yourself. player who doesnt have much training. :smiley: [/quote]

I think you are just butthurt about everything virtually possible. #confession[/quote]

Nah that’s really just Proxy Aura and shotguns. These things shouldnt be combined in such a game thats about it.
EVERYONE can play that, its stupidely overpowered and if you play that on regular basis after having it must be because you’re just too bad at anything else because you can’t actually aim people nor flank them correctly so you just take the fastest merc and a shotgun run/jump with no strategy and aim around the ennemies without real accuracy and spam your oneshot gun.
Sorry but if you use shotgun/fast merc combination you’re just a scrub and anyone can do what you do.
And if you start attacking personally like that its probably because you are one of the concerned person. Shotguns are for beginners who picks up the game. [/quote]

I for one, cannot use shotguns on Aura or Proxy that effectively, so I’m a super scrub… :blush: Despite being level 50+ (However, sometimes the shotgun feels amazing with Aura for about ten minutes at a time and I do in fact go on a rampage)

[quote=“Jostabeere;174105”]@Jesus Threatening me is abusive behavior and I feel harrassed.
“Try to disagree with my lovely sidekick one more time and we will do stuff”.
Well-deserved, sorry bud.
And it’s 2v1, so I would lose anyways against him and his sidekick.
By the way, I didn’t start anything. I and someone else disagreed with his comment, because I like the skin, he went ahead and started spamming negative reputation like they both did it many times before. You disagree once on an opinion-based post, they disagree on your latest posts 10 times even if they contain things you can’t disagree with.
They feel they’re something special. They can disagree with opinions, but when you dare to disagree with their master-opinion, they spam your reputation to death.
[/quote]

You coulda just said that they’re bigots. :love:
bigot - a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions…
[/spoiler]

Anyway, My confession time…
I’m absolute rubbish with shotguns, and no one actually knows… :open_mouth:
I’m level 50+ and I still pub stomp because i’m afraid of the peeps that haunt the min 20s. (though of course, i swap teams to keep the game balanced. (mostly))
I like to idle the game for no reason whatsoever while doing homework, etc. Which is why steam claims I’ve played almost 1500 hours, while in game is like 720… :wink:

I made the noob mistake of trading in cobalts just to get a good fletcher 6 times. :disappointed: Still don’t have a good one. :tired_face:

I didn’t get a cobalt from an equipment case until I was level 47, laughably, I call it my Unicorn fragger. :blush: (some of my friends have gotten 6+ by the time they’re level 20. :flushed:

My favorite thing to do when I’m bored is grab Phantom, wait, and then double pistol knife people, and pretend I’m performing maplestory combos with him. If I get more than two kills this way without dying on heavier mercs, I literally start whistling the valkyrie march… :innocent:

I whistle for entire matches while playing DB, that way internet videos cannot annoy me when I want a song switch. (I am REDICULOUSLY good at whistling, am willing to prove it if you’re willing to get on a ts of mine. :smirk: ) I can whistle almost anything.


(vdll) #118

@Xenithos I bet you have a hard time playing against phantoms, with all the whistling going.


(Jostabeere) #119

Stupid double-post, sorry


(Jostabeere) #120

I remember the good old times when words like “bigot” did not exist and we simply called people assholes when they were assholes.

I want to play with you.

I wanted to sink 11€ into the game for Aimee and the Obsidina card if Stoker would win but SD/Nexon ain’t getting shit because it’s Proxy.