Dirty Bomb Confessions

(Icecoal) #221

I teabag my own team members

(nokiII) #222

I’m not sure, because it is painfully obvious which team is which and not knowing that flags you as a not so bright person.

(AlphaUT) #223

If you are at the top team, you are attacker, if you are at the bottom team, then you are defenders.

However, rarely, you might see the opposite, which I only saw it one time in my 900+ gameplay time.

(Your worst knifemare.) #224

I don’t regret to inform you that i will be taking over your job for now on.

Love:
-Greedy yet usefull Sparks player.

(snittah) #225

I always teabag Phantom and Thunder, even if they’re on my own team.
I also swear a lot over voicecoms

(Herr_Hanz) #226

[quote=“snittah;214081”]I always teabag Phantom and Thunder, even if they’re on my own team.
I also swear a lot over voicecoms[/quote]

are you by any chance 13 years old?

(GatoCommodore) #227

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;214109”][quote=“snittah;214081”]I always teabag Phantom and Thunder, even if they’re on my own team.
I also swear a lot over voicecoms[/quote]

are you by any chance 13 years old?[/quote]

the incarnation of the things we hate on dirty bomb pubs

(snittah) #228

[quote=“Herr_Hanz;214109”][quote=“snittah;214081”]I always teabag Phantom and Thunder, even if they’re on my own team.
I also swear a lot over voicecoms[/quote]

are you by any chance 13 years old?[/quote]

Sadly I am far older, I guess Phantom and Thunder brings out the screechy boy hiding somewhere inside my head

(TheFluffyOne) #229

I enjoy playing execution. I like the short rounds, and that you stay dead when you are killed. I don’t mind the, sometimes minutes long, wait for the next round.

I enjoy execution as much as objective.

(raspberryPike) #230

I always get so salty about how proxy can shoot her own mines to detonate them, and yet I do it sometimes. Such hypocrite, much wow

(Your worst knifemare.) #231

I love being most of the smaller mercs more than the heavier ones…except Proxy, nobody likes her.

(Xenithos) #232

I love Nader’s playstyle, but I hate her backstory, so whenever I play her and commit suicide I think it’s funny, in a twisted and un funny kind of way.

Oh… and I love using nader as a suicide bomber over fragger and will intentionally not shoot enemies and simply run at groups of them. I’ve gotten quad martyrdoms before by targeting healing stations with… myself. :naughty:

I also love to use Sparks cards only with the pistols and melee (why would I use the Emp-9? It’s garbage!). And have played every character that has the selbstadt or the caulden for entire matches only using the pistols… honest to goodness have.

Edit: I also love to play Fat scout, and if I’m having a bad day of Aim, Snipers and Rhino happens to be the mercs I can play half effectively, makes no sense to me but it works.

(TheFluffyOne) #233

I find Proxy far more attractive than Sparks…

(Your worst knifemare.) #234

I hope you remember that when you get shot down and theres no sniper-medic to save you >:)

(TheFluffyOne) #235

@paramountGasoline
I have a feeling that one day we’ll coincidentally meet in-game and you’ll refuse to revive me, until I say that Sparks is best girl.

(Your worst knifemare.) #236

@TheFluffyOne
I was just going to have you say Proxy was ugly and you were only joking, but i like your idea better.

Confession: I enjoy using the stiletto

(GatoCommodore) #237

[quote=“paramountGasoline;c-220272”]@TheFluffyOne
I was just going to have you say Proxy was ugly and you were only joking, but i like your idea better.

Confession: I enjoy using the stiletto[/quote]

i bet you like S&M too…

(TheFluffyOne) #238

[quote=“sweetColumn;c-220275”][quote=“paramountGasoline;c-220272”]@TheFluffyOne
I was just going to have you say Proxy was ugly and you were only joking, but i like your idea better.

Confession: I enjoy using the stiletto[/quote]

i bet you like S&M too…[/quote]

Great… now I have Proxy, Sparks, and S&M in my head.

(redruMfloW) #239

[quote=“TheFluffyOne;c-220284”][quote=“sweetColumn;c-220275”][quote=“paramountGasoline;c-220272”]@TheFluffyOne
I was just going to have you say Proxy was ugly and you were only joking, but i like your idea better.

Confession: I enjoy using the stiletto[/quote]

i bet you like S&M too…[/quote]

Great… now I have Proxy, Sparks, and S&M in my head.[/quote]

(Your worst knifemare.) #240

[quote=“TheFluffyOne;c-220284”][quote=“sweetColumn;c-220275”][quote=“paramountGasoline;c-220272”]@TheFluffyOne
I was just going to have you say Proxy was ugly and you were only joking, but i like your idea better.

Confession: I enjoy using the stiletto[/quote]

i bet you like S&M too…[/quote]

Great… now I have Proxy, Sparks, and S&M in my head.[/quote]

And its all your fault. :stuck_out_tongue: