Dirty Bomb Confessions

(GatoCommodore) #201

i bought phantom with real money

(HammerOfDawn21) #202

Sometimes when I see a blatant hacker in my team and our team is winning, I stop shooting people and start hitting the hacker with the cricket bat to annoy him, run in front of him blocking his view and if somebody manages to kill him, I start teabagging the hacker even if it requires running into enemy fire. People have tried to kick me for that.

(Sefuh_FR) #203

I spent more than 550 hours in DB and i didn’t bought Vassili yet, i hate this merc overplayed by people trying to get the best k/d ratio and expecting their mates to play objective / medics…

(DirtyDav) #204

Grenades are my primary weapon on Fragger.

(Xenithos) #205

[quote=“BlackboltLW;211441”][quote=“Sorbert;211438”][quote=“STARRYSOCK;211424”]Honestly.
I actually like the Molotov bug, as a medic main.

I can revive players in fire easily now, and it feels so beautiful. I kind of hope it’s still there in the next update ;-;[/quote]

I agree 150% with this[/quote]

You know there’s always a silver lining for every game-breaking bugs

Finally Phoenix’s quote came true

“Like a mythical Phoenix, I revive teammates under enemy fire. No, wait…”

[/quote]

Good Meme. Has been memed. Thank you for your Meme.

~Meme Stealarrrrr

(Xenithos) #206

I find going Sparks as Revivr, selb, and melee only after the MOFO update to be a very fun and adrenaline pumping experience.

I also find going Kira as selb and katana only a very fun experience too.
I sometimes just fire the selb to hear the new beautiful sound it has.

(Your worst knifemare.) #207

Im more accurate with throwables than i am guns…

I stare at the pretty blue fire everytime its thrown.(like a moth and light)

I just discovered im trash as thunder after a long few months of no free rotation.

(Sithas) #208

The moment trainyard gets selected as map i either leave the server or stay with absolute no intention of serious playing, i really realllly hate that map. The only time i do get serious on that map is when all my enemies are newbies, i crush them into oblivion so i can finish the map quickly. Normally i´m player that focus at the objective at all cost, picks mercs that benifits the team the most. But trainyard just removes that mindset from me the moment the map is picked

(inscrutableShow) #209

Why? I love trainyard.

(DankBeretField) #210

My confession?
-Main Aura or Sawbonez, SkyHAMMAH and Prox-$#!t.
-Complete noob at aimming, WAY better in medic playing.
-Hates sniping and Sparks.
-Can’t be kicked (yet) even when I want to kick myself.
-Openly saying that DB is better than OW while playing both games.
-Wasted >35000 creds for First Edition Sky Card, and a Bronze for Saw when I was this f**kin’ close to unlocking Fragger.

The complete list is long, but I SAID IT: I. AM. A. F**KING. NOOB!

(GatoCommodore) #211

[quote=“canaryField;213790”]My confession?
-Main Aura or Sawbonez, SkyHAMMAH and Prox-$#!t.
-Complete noob at aimming, WAY better in medic playing.
-Hates sniping and Sparks.
-Can’t be kicked (yet) even when I want to kick myself.
-Openly saying that DB is better than OW while playing both games.
-Wasted >35000 creds for First Edition Sky Card, and a Bronze for Saw when I was this f**kin’ close to unlocking Fragger.

The complete list is long, but I SAID IT: I. AM. A. F**KING. NOOB![/quote]

“-Complete noob at aimming, WAY better in medic playing.”

sounds like me

(Noir) #212
  • I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies
  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad
(inscrutableShow) #213

[quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]

Give me your secrets.

(Teflon Love) #214

I found out that Sparks is even more fun than Aura to deal with the useless 3/27 Vassili in your team. So when he gets downed, I run to him until I’m about 3 meters away and then fire my Reviver, carefully missing him. I do that a couple of times, then run away and continue playing the game properly. That’ll teach him the meaning of bad aim. >:)

(nokiII) #215

[quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]
    not sure if serious…
(GatoCommodore) #216

[quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]

She

we all know girls dont fardt and never play games

(Noir) #217

I am serious on both points:

  • I daily play DB with a friend of mine and it’s a she
  • There is a way to know on which team you will be while in lobby. Found it on Reddit. It’s pretty easy to find out if you pay attention now that you know there is a logic.
(Looutre) #218

[quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]

I wasn’t mad! I found the logic quite fast actually :smiley:
So yes, there is a way to know if you are attacking or defending in the lobby.

And now, here’s my confession:
I love playing as a medic, especially Sawbonez who is probably my favorite merc. I play medic because I want to be useful to my team, but mostly because I can get a lot of XP. I hate when another medic joins my team and steals all my healing and revives, because it’s MY JOB.

(GatoCommodore) #219

[quote=“Looutre;213907”][quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]

I wasn’t mad! I found the logic quite fast actually :smiley:
So yes, there is a way to know if you are attacking or defending in the lobby.

And now, here’s my confession:
I love playing as a medic, especially Sawbonez who is probably my favorite merc. I play medic because I want to be useful to my team, but mostly because I can get a lot of XP. I hate when another medic joins my team and steals all my healing and revives, because it’s MY JOB.[/quote]

but 2 good medic is better than 1 medic.
except for sparks

Sparks best medicfu

(Looutre) #220

[quote=“sweetColumn;213915”][quote=“Looutre;213907”][quote=“sandstormMosaic;213795”]- I discovered a way to know if I am attacking or defending on SW lobbies

  • I now Always switch to attacking team on lobby whenever possible
  • I made my team mate, (who was not aware of it), believe I would successfully guess on which team I would be for a couple of games. She was so mad [/quote]

I wasn’t mad! I found the logic quite fast actually :smiley:
So yes, there is a way to know if you are attacking or defending in the lobby.

And now, here’s my confession:
I love playing as a medic, especially Sawbonez who is probably my favorite merc. I play medic because I want to be useful to my team, but mostly because I can get a lot of XP. I hate when another medic joins my team and steals all my healing and revives, because it’s MY JOB.[/quote]

but 2 good medic is better than 1 medic.
except for sparks

Sparks best medicfu[/quote]

I know. But when a lvl 5 playing Aura steps on my almost-dead body several times without reviving me, then I’m not sure 2 medics are better than 1!