Got any Dirty Bomb poems or short stories? I’ll read them on the stream 
Be there. Or be square.
Dirty Bomb 4PM PDT Stream!
Faraleth
(Faraleth)
#2
What if I want to be square?
Also, there’s this… :3 http://forums.dirtybomb.nexon.net/discussion/17851/fan-fiction-the-engineer-and-the-medic/p1 I tried to elaborate on the canon lore between Proxy and Sparks. ^.^
HonourBound
(HonourBound)
#3
It’s such a shame for it being so late here in England though, midnight so I wont be in the server 
I’ll still tune in to watch though 
N8o
(N8o)
#6
A haiku about getting up in the morning facing a Rhino:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
RyePanda
(RyePanda)
#7
My dirty Bomb Haiku:
"I have fallen down
I see an aura, rez me
REVIVE ME DAMMIT!"
Every. Time.
Xyfurion
(Xyfurion)
#9
It was dark out, Skyhammer felt sick… He could hear a jingling sound (Not unlike the sound of Phantom)… Then suddenly out of nowhere HE came out. Shia Labeouf! Skyhammer panicked! His palms sweaty. Knees shakey. Mom’s spaghetti. He called upon an airstrike! The whooshing noise calmed his nerves. But it just was not enough! Shia Labeouf still stood strong! “JUST DO IT” said Shia. Skyhammer screamed out in fear “SPARKS!” In the distance, Sparks heard the call of agony. She turned, expecting to see Skyhammer laying on the ground, dead, but to her surprise, Skyhammer was standing alone, strong in the attempt to face the Almighty SHIA LABEOUF! The rest of the team watched as Skyhammer jumped around maniacally shooting his bullets. SKYHAMMER USED BULLET HOSE! BUT IT STILL WAS NOT QUITE ENOUGH! THE REST OF THE TEAM JUST SAT AND WATCHED THE FIGHT! SHIA LABEOUF POINTED HIS PALM TOWARD THE SKY AND SHOUTED “JUST DO IT!” A giant cannon sounded. The shot was heard around the map! Skyhammer died! He counted the respawn timer. It seemed like it would take forever. How did he get stuck with this team? Oh well, he would get vengeance in the next life. He would be patient with his team. THAT IS WHY EVERYONE, DONT BE A DICK! HEAL WHEN I AM DOWNED AND USE YOUR ABILITIES WELL! PLAY THE TUTORIAL PEOPLE! IT’S THERE FOR A REASON!
So what do you think. You gotta read it with emotion to get the full effect. 
~Xyfurion
CommissarTyr
(CommissarTyr)
#10
There once was a merc named Arty
Who invited his friends to a party
but Skyhammer made clear
“The Party Starts Here!”
So he stayed home and munched on some smarties
Healindeath_SGT_ET
(Healindeath_SGT_ET)
#12
@MissMurder This is a quick one
It’s me Healindeath btw :3 I’m going soon to the airport and this isn’t the best, I’m flying out to Germany in like 2 hours or so
Idk the title, it’s based on how phantom says in the game ‘If wish I had this in high school’ Plus I’m making the name up since he has no confirmed name and Tom is at the end of his name so it’s not the best since I really aren’t 100% comitting as I am getting ready but this is the best 
“Tom, nobody likes you! Why bother coming here?” questioned Tom as he looked himself in the mirror, isolated from everyone. “I wish I could just…disappear!” he screamed has tears trickled down from his face and spit lashed out onto the mirror of the bathroom. “I can’t keep it together, it’s gone too far!”. Bashing his hands on the sink. “Oh shoot!” Tom sprinted and locked himself into a stool as someone was coming in. In a phony voice, he heard someone saying;“Oh my goodness! Top notch banter! Ha Ha! My name is Tom Johnson and I want to kill myself! I’m also adopted and my parents died!” Inside the stool, he found a newspaper article which was cut out and scrapped on the floor. ‘2019’s biggest invention yet! Test out our new refractive armor and get paid $500! Seek out to London, Croydon, DirtyB Road, SE20 8JG!’ Hurling the door open, with a merry smile, he walks back whistling and ignoring the ignorant children as they laugh at him. Smirking at them and beginning to become the quirky.
CommissarTyr
(CommissarTyr)
#13
There once was a SplashDamage Stream
Which dueled with the American team
Miss Murder and Shoe
Settled their issue
And now MissShoe. is a dream
CommissarTyr
(CommissarTyr)
#14
did you hear of CommissarTyr
The man who map-makers fear
He broke all the maps
with explosives and traps
To hope that a fix would be near
OneLetter
(OneLetter)
#16
So many ridiculously awesome stories! Great work, and thanks everyone for watching!
piranha_3
(piranha_3)
#17
once Upon a time, a lion and a dinosaur
the dinosaur was bad
and the lion ask, dinosaur
because you’re so bad, and do not have friends?
dinosaur answer
nobody wants to play with me because they are afraid I’m too big
Lion ask the dinosaur
want to come play, DIRTY BOMB, with my friends?
Dinosaur ask lion
You think your friends DIRTY BOMB will like me?
the lion responds
I’m sure that they’re going to like you
you will see a fish on the map “piranha_3”
so dinausauro became best friend lion and made new friends
happy Halloween
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