Dickensday: Winter's Meme Event


(RazielWarmonic) #1

An ode to Dickens Village

[i]Before the dirty bomb attack,
Commercial Road was right on track
To make a frankly strapping stack
Of cash

Charles Dickens’ birth inspired the place
That sprung a ‘village’ to showcase
A range of products that embraced
His work

From earnest stores that sold his books
To plastic knick-knacks pawned by crooks
The sorry lot was sorely shook
By fate

But Dickens Village is still there
For Mercs to reminisce and share
Their stories in the Winter’s air
Just once a year
This night[/i]

Winter’s Meme Trinket Hunt
‘Dickens’ themed keychains of popular Internet memes once saw the light of day in Dickens Village.


Were the products not up to standard? Or had the target market been misread entirely? We may never know, but most of the stock remains untouched to this day. Their net loss is your gain, however - Discover four Limited Edition Trinkets before January the 11th!

Earn ‘Humbugs’, a limited time currency, by playing in matches, and use them to unlock Limited Edition Trinkets in the Dickens Shop.

When the event ends, your remaining Humbugs will be converted into Credits at a rate of 1:1.

Ice Coal’d - 300 Humbugs

Merc-favorite Coaly returns, in a decidedly frigid state. What froze the anthropomorphized anthracite? Dickens knows…

Penny Frogging - 1000 Humbugs

An unlikely hero leapt from the ashes of seismic 2016, spreading chill vibes and cheer. Now he’s in a waistcoat.

Illuminatree - 3500 Humbugs

In a world where privacy is an antiquity, remind yourself of your own stark, naked form, illuminated against the headlights of hidden power.

Dapper Doge

Once you’ve unlocked the three previous Trinkets, you can nab the Dapper Doge Trinket for free!

This gormless mutt bursts forth in fleurescent comic sans gimmickry with a yuletide howl when you inspect it. Kills you make with the Dapper Doge equipped are also highlighted in the obituaries for all players.

Winter’s Meme Daily Cases

Log in once a day to get a free Golden Equipment Case.

The chances of getting a Gold Loadout Card in one of these babies is more than four times greater than a standard Equipment Case!

The Winter’s Meme event will take place on the following dates:

  • London (GMT, UTC): 18:00, Wednesday, December 14th - 18:00, Wednesday, January 11th[/*]
  • Los Angeles (PST): 10:00 AM, Wednesday, December 14th - 10:00 AM, Wednesday, January 11th[/*]
  • Sydney (AEDT): 5:00 AM, Thursday, December 15th - 5:00 AM, Thursday, January 12th[/*]

Private Matches
Private Matches have been tweaked, and have now been re-enabled. Jump in and get scrimming to skill up before the next Ranked Season!

Bug Fixes

  • Fixed bug that caused the game to crash during the map load screen[/*]
  • Fixed bug where Carryable Objectives were not returning to their spawn point after not being interacted with[/*]
  • Fixed bug where dismounting an MG could cause the player to switch to an ability that was on cooldown[/*]
  • Fixed bug where players could exploit the melee system to cause damage to all players on the server[/*]
  • Fixed bug where players running with Minimal settings saw much larger blood spurts when shooting others[/*]
  • Fixed bug where the player who planted the C4 sometimes wasn’t mentioned in the objective notification when it detonated[/*]
  • Fixed bug with updating players’ skill ratings after a match[/*]

(PeterComputer) #2

Oh. MY. GODDDDD. A DOGE TRINKET??? THIS IS EVERYTHING I NEVER KNEW I WANTED UNTIL NOW! YOU JUST GOT ME HOOKED FOR ANOTHER 150+ HOURS.


(Bestfinlandball) #3

Well this was definitely unexpected. I’m not saying i don’t like it but holy balls.


(Jan S.) #4

I don’t think there’s any other game with that awesome trailers :smiley:
Happy Dickensday to all <3

(but now pls more actual content, thanks)


(BomBaKlaK) #5


(ENDgie) #6

The first trinket is cool but all the others are way too cringey and out of place.


(Eox) #7

I need dat boi.


(frostyvampire) #8

Yay another Coaly trinket :smiley:

@stayfreshshoe Is Coaly confirmed to be an official Dirty Bomb symbol? Will we get a rabbit Coaly or something for Easter? And will the spider Coaly trinket (used in some Summer Squash image) become real in Halloween 2017?


(k_dot) #9

This game is just disappointing…


(ThiagoJaqueta) #10

The overuse of the word Cringe is cringy.


(spookify) #11

The Dog is the only one that appears in the kill feed it looks like :slight_smile:


(pumpkinmeerkat) #12

Doge*

Triggered


(Mc1412013) #13

is it me or does the promo trailers get better and better. though i don’t know how they could top this trailer. probably the best one yet


(Your worst knifemare.) #14

And to think i would just be happy with trinkets.


(Xenithos) #15

Welp, I’ma go blow 150k on Golden equipment cases and see where my luck has me.
Edit: If we can purchase them too. :confused:


(Xenithos) #16

Edit: Nevermind, Private matches have been re-enabled.

Have you guys taken off the limit of 5 people yet?


(powi_) #17

ah just copy CSGO and make weapon skins or something :confused: these trinkets are lame… they are tiny and shit, no one can recognize them.


(DMaster2) #18

[quote=“RazielWarmonic;d-33726”]
[]Fixed bug that caused the game to crash during the map load screen[/][/quote]
I just got a crash during map load screen. Nice fix guys


(Herr_Hanz) #19

OH SH*T WADDUP!


(jnglst) #20

This patch is all about one thing:

“Fixed bug where players running with Minimal settings saw much larger blood spurts when shooting others”

I can finally start playing again… thank you!