Can one of the mercs (preferably Bushwacker since I think it would be the funniest then) say something hilarious about the “death from above” abilities that the fire support characters have?
Like…
Kira’s Orbital Laser:
Enemy:
“Aliens! They’re coming for us!”
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“A UFO! A really violent UFO!”
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“Kame… Hame… Okay I can’t do this.”
[spoiler]https://youtu.be/-bzWSJG93P8?t=9s[/spoiler]
“Baka, fucking baka!”
Friendly:
“Kamehameha, bitch!”
“Eclipse Cannon! Fire!”
“I’m firing my -” * devolves into hysterical laughter *
“Kill Sat!”
“Wave motion gun!”
“I love your satellite! Sharp and sexy!”
-Insert more anime/manga references here, preferably new stuff-
Arty’s Artillery Designator:
“A meteorite has landed!”
“Wait, let me get that, that fragment’s worth thousands!”
“Out there somewhere.”
“An extraterrestrial turd!”
“If we live I’m hunting some meteors!”
Skyhammer’s- OKAY I HAVE NOTHING FOR THIS ONE.
Oh wait…
Skyhammer’s marker failing: (Friendly only)
“Oh. Well I wanted to see a plane.”
“Houston we have a problem.”
Skyhammer’s airstrike working:
Friendly:
“I like planes.”
“It’s a bird, it’s a plane! No its- actually a plane.”
“It’s superma- no it’s a plane taking a dump.”
Enemy:
“Hi santa!”
“I hate planes!”
“Stop interfering with my airspace, I want wifi!”
It’s pretty off-topic, but Bushwacker would be a lot funnier with these lines. Especially: