DB Stories

[Adam1]

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be me
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Playing Dirty Bomb
Playing Fletcha
Tosses sticky
Lands on a Proxy
Set’s off sticky
She explodes
Suddenly I feel something weird in my pants, like something just jumped up in my boxers
Unzip my pants to see what’s going on
I am fully ******
I grab another sticky, and stick another Proxy
Set off the sticky
***** get’s bigger
open up private match
get all my laptops open, and fill that private match with Proxys
Kill all the Proxys with sticky bombs
So ******* hard
keep tossing sticky bombs at the motionless Proxys
the head of my ***** is touching the bottom of my desk now
group all the Proxys into one big Proxy ball, and toss 3 stickys in there.
blow all of them up
**** burst through my desk
sound of my desk breaking in half makes a loud sound
mom comes bursting in, to see what’s wrong
mfw my mom walks in to me ******* to a game, with my pants around my legs, using 12 laptops, and somehow broken desk
mfw I still live with my mother
mfw I see the prices of a new desk now-a-day

[Izzy]

I have a good horror story.

I played db on a pub…
… During the week end

[SereneFlight1]

Played Phantom on Execution, killed the guy who was trying to arm the C4, ran around the pylon while 2 other enemies tried to reach the C4 and trolled the shit out of them by running around some more since it turned out that they couldn’t decide if they should get the C4 or go after me…
Eventually they decided to kill me but it was already too late. Harassment to the MAX!

Moar Phantom but Stopwatch Underground this tiem… Did good for the first time as Phantom IMO, which was basically me running around and ambushing everybody who dared to go anywhere near the first objective when it was our turn to defend.
Lost the count of how many times I killed the enemy Fletcher when he tried to plant the C4… I kinda feel bad for him to be 100% honest because every time I dropped down from the roof with katana heavy attack which was enough to kill him… poor Fletcher… okay… not really… That’s exactly what Fletchers deserve, a sword in their bum~
Hated their Phantom tho… he had tendency to appear when I was quite low on health and middle of reloading <.<
Kills couple enemies and starts reloading wild Phantom appeared “YOU AGAIN!? WHY YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!!?”

Oh yeah… third one… not really interesting but… played Stopwatch (6v6 I think) and… my team was pretty shit to be honest… however, it was clear that they tried even tho their combined score only slightly higher than my score after the first half when we were in offense but because they tried, I rewarded them by trying by myself as well.
During the second half few enemies left but even then they tried so I decided to reward them too by switching sides.
Could have been a better game but… it was certainly a good game… one of those rare games which made me to forget all the TDM whoring for a while.

[quote=“Izzy;124025”]I have a good horror story.

I played db on a pub…
… During the week end[/quote]
I got another horror story… there was this one time… I played competitive! dun dun duuunnn

2. I was playing competitive as Sawbonez. I had a Rhino on my team who was low on health. So I threw all my medpacks in an attempt to heal the bastard. He dodged all of them and pushed with 50HP. Then he says in chat “Sawbonez heal me”.

There’s something dodgy about this Rhino…