Custom Map Nirvana - Reborn


(Nail) #321

on a side note:
caffeine is THE gateway drug, it’s the first most people try

100% of heroin users have tried coffee

:rolleyes:


(Dthy) #322

Need… Caffeine… Fix… NAOW!!


(Apples) #323

LOL, funny statistics :smiley:

edit : I never drink coffee… but who need reasons, when you have heroin?


(Donnovan) #324

100% of world people have tried coffe!

Except one man, from Malasya, with the name of Jum Pim Pum have not tryed coffe yet.


(.Chris.) #325

He drinks neslo though which contains coffee.

(neslo = nescafe + milo)


(Donnovan) #326


(Ashog) #327

Nice games last nite. Most epic rocket noobtubing evar on CommLink with 6 tubes at least on Strogg side :slight_smile:
Basically every sqare inch of map at first objective was exploding - was totally insane, regarding 25 people on this small map :wink: . Nothing compares to the sound of three obliterators shooting at once near each other :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Also a screenshot from last week too (24 people). We need moar TAW coming to play - the target being to make server full (32) just like old good times 2 years ago (so far this year the record was 29 people at once two weeks ago).

BTW, Donnovan, I found a hole on Andes, which allows to get underground and shoot people from below. One more reason for you to produce a new beta :slight_smile:


(Donnovan) #328

Yes Ashog! I saw your find, you piece of humam meat with blood microtubes avenues (with ketchup)!

I saw Susefreak under the terrain on GDF spawn bug… I saw you under the terrain in this new tunnel wall bug… and what you two did? Started to shot other above the terrain and say “HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!”.

Just kiding, you guys not sayd “HAHAHAHAHA!” (but for truth, i heard it tought my ears). But you two shoted others.

I also saw Chris in the middle of the battle calling other player to listen the tiny laugh big box…

I’m just realising that Nirvana is for fun… so what will i do with all those grenades under my pillow? Just kiding Hihihihihihihihi!

Ahhhhh!!! Demos to watch… How can it be better than x?

x = y

And finally, to make you understand:

y = z

So x = z… and to conclude… z is what?

z = h

Wait! Now we get there, h is… not sure what it is, but you have a lot of this product on the words “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!”

Ok ok… h is:

h = x

And x = x

:C)

Thankyou! Thankyou! This was a Donnovan Mat Room. Don’t forget to deposite your coin on the pot.


(Ashog) #329

ROFL, Don! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Don for the next president of teh United States! Let’s save the world and let it be peace! (that also will bring us cheap brazilian drugs which is a plus)


(Donnovan) #330

With me as President, each citizen will have the right of one copy of ETQW! For sure i will start to bill air, but this is a nice offer, since Bill Gates is a nice guy.

Each sunday i got one big demo from Brinstar, this is a very nice map.


(murka) #331

But vampires suck.

Sorry, had to :smiley:


(Donnovan) #332

I just want to say i’m at 60% of my new movie. I believe i will be able to release it on the the end of the next week, or on the end of this week.

Bye!


(brbrbr) #333

[QUOTE=murka;266965]But vampires suck.

Sorry, had to :D[/QUOTE]

vampires can sucks too much enought to make you sorry for such statement.
watch your back then or appologise[by donating some blood in nearby blood bank].


(Donnovan) #334

My movie is near to finish!

This is great news! So be happy and then press the back buttom!


(light_sh4v0r) #335

I’m being very happy, but it doesn’t help.
Will try pressing the back button next.


(Ashog) #336

Happiness is overfilling my toilet now! Don, please specify where to dump it to! Ho wait, there’s this back buttom above the seat.


(Donnovan) #337

The movie have now 3 minutes and 30 seconds, it’s enough?


(edxot) #338

that is huge, why not make 7 episodes of 30 secs ?


(Dthy) #339

You find 3 minutes long? I’d hate to be in a cinema with you


(Ashog) #340

This is how one can take a look into inner self, though only as an engineer and fieldops (meditation procedure uncovered by timestart).

It still remains a dark mystery whether strogg oppressors and constructors may follow the same dark path of such a sophisticated yet flabbergasting inner reconnaissance…