Crazy Augments You'd Like to See For Fun

[Ardez1]

I mistakenly highjacked the blood thread, so I decided to make this it’s own thing.

I had a thought to add a random ‘For Fun’ augment to all loadout cards(or maybe just Silver+?). They would be able to be disabled via settings if somebody didn’t want to see them.

I encourage everybody to add their own suggestions!!!

For Fun Augments
Different colored smoke for Redeye

Players you gib become a skeleton

Rhino’s audio when spinning up becomes a tune of some kind(Like an ice cream truck or something)

Grunt Birthday Party for HS Kills with a sniper

Special Taunt unlocks

Naders launcher fires explosive ice cream cones(Act as normal nader grenades for callouts and in game telltales.

Players you revive get a halo over their head(or horns)

Blood Splatter for damage you deal

There were some other suggestions in the previous thread that I thought were awesome.

I want to hit somebody with Spark’s Rivivr and have them flash the cartoony looking electricity/skeleton if they die to it. Then collapse to the ground in a heap of ashes with an audio queue of, “waaah waahhh waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” playing.

Perhaps Kira’s laser could become a giant rainbow or something. That’s what I want. Even better, attach it to a UFO and make it abduct everybody it kills or gibs.

I want to see a “DOH!” sign above my dead body when I frag myself…srsly

[avidCow]

Springy boing sound when long/wall jumping.

[APRenpsy]

Unnecessary Reload Augment: If you reload after only firing one shot, you hear “Really Dude Really?, You Wouldn’t Need To Reload If You Had Better Aim You Know.”

Portal Turret Augment: Changes Bushwackers Turret into a Portal Turret, complete with the audio cues.

Twinkie Augment: Changes Sparks Medi-packs to Twinkie-packs.

Pancake Augment: Proxy mines turn into pancakes, complete with butter and syrup.

[Gestankfaust]

If you are not heading toward the objectives…you hear an audio message…“Hey! Where you goin NOOB!”

[Yak]

One of the knives is a lolipop.

[XavienX]

Everytime Rhino teabags someone, he would fart instead of saying a comment.

EDIT: Um… why is “f a r t” censored…?

[Mr-Penguin]

Mandatory airhorn played whenever Vassili gets a headshot.
“Imma firin’ ma lazer!” played when orbital strike is called in.

We need a photoshop of this with Kira’s laser…

[Aazhyd1]

Unnecessary Reload Augment: If you reload after only firing one shot, you hear “Really Dude Really?, You Wouldn’t Need To Reload If You Had Better Aim You Know.”

Looks like somebody played too much Borderlands 2. There actually are a number of talking guns in that game. One of them says something similar to above.

Morningstar

“If you were a better shot, you wouldn’t need to reload!”

[APRenpsy]

[quote=“APRenpsy;35877”]Unnecessary Reload Augment: If you reload after only firing one shot, you hear “Really Dude Really?, You Wouldn’t Need To Reload If You Had Better Aim You Know.”

Looks like somebody played too much Borderlands 2. There actually are a number of talking guns in that game. One of them says something similar to above.

Morningstar

“If you were a better shot, you wouldn’t need to reload!”

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Hahaha yeah was wondering if anyone would spot it

[Reddeadcap]

Over the top reload animations that are physically impossible.

[Potato_Ladder]

Over the top reload animations that are physically impossible.

Like the ones in Battlefield Hardline or a bit less over the top than that?

[smartIsland]

I would for sure pay money for some of these especially hilarious reload animations

[Amerika]

Instead of Springy I would like to see Graceful. The last jump of your wall jump will make your character do a graceful pirouette in mid-air that is invincible while being majestic.

[CabeRawit]

“Katagelasticism” - Every essential radio commands includes laughter (Ammo! Medic! etc), and for others it simply becomes a giggle or laugh (disarming, taunts, etc).