OK… now that I have your attention with that weird title… 
First off, hello… I’m not exactly new to Dirty Bomb. I’ve had the game installed for a long time, though I consider myself pretty much a noob having been dormant for a long time and only coming back a few days ago.
In that time I did a bit of an FPS tour: Battlefield 3, CoD Ghosts (Wii-mote/Nunchuck on Wii-U), and Rainbow Six Siege.
What I noticed though is I really liked something about Dirty Bomb which I think isn’t discussed often (if at all) for New Players. My experience was that in other shooters, if you were “not that good at shooting and killing”, you really didn’t have any fun - especially in Call of Duty even with the objective modes.
But Dirty Bomb is really an oddball: A fast-paced shooter where you can actually win the game (or help win the game) even if you had bad aim. And the game can put you very high up on the scoreboard for reasons other than killing things, whereas in most shooters by default… not having laser aim and having wall-jumping skills and a killer K/D should make you appear “Uncompetitive”.
Now for an “Uncompetitive” player like me, I find that I’ve had quite a bit of fun (and quite a bit more success) playing Dirty Bomb almost as if it’s “not really a shooter”. I’ve had wins and some success for example playing Fletcher entirely with just his sticky bombs and the tools and running around the map raiding objectives, or as Aura just setting up a moving outpost together with a Stoker or a Kira and basically having Nerf-gun match like skirmishes here and there. Or how about playing Rhino and just being a mobile turret hose to try and control traffic on a map - I did this once to very good effect on Chapel raining infinite bullets over the EV and just throwing the enemy off balance (I was actually just spraying mini-gun over the EV’s area, the street and the doorways just to rattle opponents. I didn’t kill anyone and my accuracy rating probably fell drastically that match… But I know I helped win the game because when the team hesitated to stand under “Minigun Rainfall” that time (I could see players peeking around the door way then doubling back), the rest of the team who are competitive shooter combatants cut them down and pretty soon it was all over.
That’s just for the three I mainly like to use, but I’m sure there’s other “Ways to use Mercs Competitively for Uncompetitive players” to help turn momentum in a match. Off the bat for example, I think you can be helpful as Nader even if you’re not really that good with any guns because she can be a ready suicide bomber, or Phantom as a body blocker… Essentially using the Mercs for ways to absolutely troll opponents on Offense or Defense even if you’re not a straight shot.
Are there other Mercs and Loadouts some of you would recommend for players who are “Uncompetitive” but would like to be Competitive in terms of the larger game of Dirty Bomb (which is Objectives and Winning Matches)?
Disclaimer: I’m not THAT terrible a shot btw. I can max a Killstreak in COD pretty well, and I’m not a bad operative in R6 or GR. But not all those skills translate in DB, just wanting to explore this “unique flavor” of DB where you can be winning the match even if you’re just a “makeshift soldier” in DB and not one of the thoroughbred killing machines on your team.
