Chapel drinking game (sound feedback)

(ThunderZsolt) #1

Also works on trainyard I guess, but i haven’t played that map since the update.

Anyway, here are the rules:
Whenever the announcer says “first detonator”, you drink a shot.
If you deliver the first detonator, you won.
If you are defending, and the attackers delivered the first detonator, you have to drink every “second detonator” as well.
Best played with a friend, so you won’t be alone in the ambulance car. After one game you will know how the detox looks from inside for sure.

Seriously, I’m very annoyed by the announcer spamming voice lines every time someone drops/picks up the objective.
I don’t exactly remember how it was, but saying the line at the first pick up, return and delivery would be enough IMO, and a text would show up when dropping/pucking up again.

Worst part is, I tried to disable the announcer voice (RIP Jackal commander) to get rid of this, but the only option I’ve found also disables the merc voice lines.
Aside that I couldn’t live without spamming kawaiii! the commands are useful, so I have to bear the “first detonator” for good.

TLDR: more sound customization would be really good, or the announcer could say “first detonator” less often.

(BlackboltLW) #2

Here let me suggest better one

Everytime the EV stopped, drink a shot.

Everytime the EV repaired, drink a shot.

If the EV is repaired on the first objective, no one is escorting, and destroyed straight after, finish the bottle.

(Pyjama_Slam) #3

Every time a new player doesn’t know how to drop ammo or revive you, because tutorials are obviously for noobs only. finish the bottle.

(bgyoshi) #4

Hard/Wasted Mode:

Join a random open public lobby
Take a shot every time Chapel gets chosen (NOT FOR EVERY VOTE)
Leave lobby
Repeat until 5 shots are taken, then play the map

Double Shot Expert Mode:

Defenders Team:
Two shots if the EV is repaired in under 1 minute
+shotgun a beer if it’s repaired in under 30 seconds
One shot if the EV is repaired in under 2 minutes
Half shot for every 30 seconds the EV remains repaired after that

Attackers Team:
Two shots if EV is not repaired in under 1 minute
+1 shot if EV is not repaired in under 2 minutes

Half shot for every 30 seconds the EV isn’t repaired after 2 minutes

I got money that says you can’t join 10 lobbies before you reach 5 shots. I’ll double down the money to say you can’t join 8 lobbies before you reach 5 shots.

I hate Chapel so much

(you might actually die of alcohol poisoning if you do this)

(LifeupOmega) #5

Every time you have to fight an Arty, Vas, Redeye, Aimee, or Sparks take a shot.

(Your worst knifemare.) #6

Everytime you see a suicide proxy or melee Phantom take shot

(bgyoshi) #7

@Lord_Coctus said:
Everytime you see a suicide proxy or melee Phantom take shot

This is CHAPEL Drinking Game

Not DIRTY BOMB Drinking Game

(ThunderZsolt) #8

@bgyoshi said:
Hard/Wasted Mode:

Join a random open public lobby
Take a shot every time Chapel gets chosen (NOT FOR EVERY VOTE)
Leave lobby
Repeat until 5 shots are taken, then play the map

I got money that says you can’t join 10 lobbies before you reach 5 shots. I’ll double down the money to say you can’t join 8 lobbies before you reach 5 shots.

I hate Chapel so much

(you might actually die of alcohol poisoning if you do this)

I think 10 lobbies is quite doable right now - we have 7 maps, and Dockyard is always voted if it is available.
For Chapel to get voted, it needs to be in the rotation while Dockyard is not. If Underground is also in the map pool, it has 50% chance to get picked, so Chapel has only 50%.

If you are interested, I’ll do the math to get the accurate probabilities, but I’d bet 5 elite cases that you don’t get Chapel 5 times out of 8 lobbies.

(Wolf_Darkrose) #9

fuck it. take a shot for every free rotation merc player you kill. now thats hardcore or hell anyone that kills you with a bronze or lower card.

(MrHaaax) #10

Drink a glass of dihydrogen monoxide after every match of Chapel, I guarantee you will be dead af.

(Eox) #11

Have a better one :

  • In Lobby, if Chapel is picked : 1 shot.
    • If Chapel is picked as soon as it pops up, take another shot.
  • More than two snipers in your team/opposite team : 1 shot for each snipers above 2 upon spawning/respawning.
  • Top score sniper : 1 shot at each new entrance.
  • Get downed by a random sniper bodyshot : 1 shot.
  • Someone is camping a MG : 1 shot. 2 shots if it’s that stupid MG at the top of the chapel or if it’s a Proxy abusing the EV’s MG.
  • (Attack only) EV stuck near the first turn : 1 shot every minute.
  • (Attack only EV stuck near the objective after passing the garage (end of the final straight line) : 1 shot every minute.
  • (Attack only) EV gets destroyed as soon as it’s repaired : 1 shot.
  • (Attack only) engineer switch to sniper : 2 shots.
  • (Attack only) at third objective, one shot for every failed attempt at delivering the objective.
  • (Attack only) game lost at 3rd objective while there was more than 9 minutes left on the clock upon reaching it : drink three shots.
  • (Defense only) No fire supports to stop the EV : 1 shot upon spawning/respawning.

If you feel like that drinking game has a strong defender bias, that’s normal. I wanted to reflect the usual Chapel experience as much as I could.

Enjoy your hangover. Fuck Chapel.

(AlbinMatt) #12

Finally, I have a reason to justify underaged drinking!

*Next morning’s headline

“Four Teenagers Found Unconscious and Intoxicated at Local Library After Drinking Imported Vodka, Blames French Administrator.”

(Eox) #13

I shouldn’t be blamed for inciting people to drink. Chapel is the one reason why I want to drink to forget a bad game.

(AlbinMatt) #14

@Eox said:
I shouldn’t be blamed for inciting people to drink. Chapel is the one reason why I want to drink to forget a bad game.

Nah, just joking. My parents would kill me if they caught me with a bottle.

Though I find it odd how a French would prefer taking spirit shots rather than sipping wine.

(Eox) #15

@AlbinMatt said:

@Eox said:
I shouldn’t be blamed for inciting people to drink. Chapel is the one reason why I want to drink to forget a bad game.

Nah, just joking. My parents would kill me if they caught me with a bottle.

Though I find it odd how a French would prefer taking spirit shots rather than sipping wine.

In my case it would more be a whole bottle of Vodka at the end of the match.

(Chilled Sanity) #16

Everytime you see a shotgun proxy that’s shooting mines take a shot, I already feel my kidneys and livers failing.

(Your worst knifemare.) #17

Take a bottle for every firesupport on the defending.team.

(bgyoshi) #18

@LoafOfBread said:
Everytime you see a shotgun proxy that’s shooting mines take a shot, I already feel my kidneys and livers failing.

@Lord_Coctus said:
Take a bottle for every firesupport on the defending.team.

@Wolf_Darkrose said:
@$!# it. take a shot for every free rotation merc player you kill. now thats hardcore or hell anyone that kills you with a bronze or lower card.

CHAPEL drinking game. CHAPEL DRINKING GAME. NOT DIRTY BOMB DRINKING GAME.

Jesus you kids are depressed

(Your worst knifemare.) #19

But @bgyoshi Chapel is an EV map and when theres an EV there will be firesupports

(bgyoshi) #20

@Lord_Coctus said:
But @bgyoshi Chapel is an EV map and when theres an EV there will be firesupports

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