Cast a Sit-Com

(hawkeyeguy99) #1

It’s easy, take your favorite Sit-Com or TV show and re-cast the show only with the DB Mercs. For instance:

Show: I Love Lucy

Lucy to be played by Sparks
Ethel to be played by Nader
Ricky to be played by Phoenix
Fred to be played by Fragger

(Herr_Hanz) #2

Scrubs.

JD: Vassili
Turk: Fletcher
Carla: Aura
Dr.Cox: Sawbonez
Jordan: Sporks
Elliot: Nader

(KnightDemon) #3

Marvel Netflix Series:

You can look up the characters at your own risk, but be forewarned spoilers ahead.

Daredevil / Luke Cage / The Punisher (2017)

Matt Murdock (Daredevil) - Phantom

Stick - Vasilli

Frank Castle (The Punisher) - Redeye

Claire Temple (Night Nurse) - Aura

Elektra Natchios - Aimee

Luke Cage - Fletcher

Jessica Jones - Nader

Foggy Nelson - Arty

Karen Page - Proxy

Ben Ulrich - Sawbonez

Misty Knight - Kira

Melvin Potter (Gladiator) - Stoker

[spoiler]Colonel Schoonover[/spoiler] spoiler[/spoiler] - Bushwacker

Hernan Alvarez (Shades) - Phoenix

Wilson Fisk (Kingpin) - Rhino, ya this one was obvious lol

Vanessa Fisk, née Marianna - Sparx

Finn Cooley - Skyhammer

Cornell Stokes (Cottonmouth) - Fragger

Willis Stryker (Diamondback) - Thunder

Biker Gang Member #3 - That blue thing when the character’s don’t load fast

Never watched Jessica Jones but included her for Luke Cage’s sake.

(RazielWarmonic) #4

Best actor!

(inscrutableShow) #5

Golden Girls:

Dorothy: Proxy

Blanche: A female Phantom

Rose: Kira

Sophia: Sparks

(Xenithos) #6

Batman Beyond (Yes, the 1999-2001 cartoon. :love: )
Terry McGinnis - Phantom & Phoenix kinda combined…
Bruce Wayne - Fragger
Dana Tan - Proxy
Barbara Gordon - Nader
Max Gibson - Aura
Mr. Freeze - Redeye
Shriek - Thunder
Inque - Aimee
Melanie Walker - Sparks
Ace - Rhino
King - Bushwhacker
Jack - Phoenix
Queen - No female characters are left. Dagnabbit!

(eggplantSafe) #7

Star Gate SG-1

Jack O’neill - Fragger

Samantha Carter - mix Proxy and Nader

Teal’c - mix Rhino and Sawbonez

Daniel Jackson - Turtle (the only one with glasses, tbh)