Can we get a rubber chicken?

(APRenpsy) #1

Sorry really random thought but can we get a rubber chicken as a melee weapon?

I suddenly felt like smacking someone with a rubber chicken…

(Nail) #2

sorry, frozen trout is only other option

(crooKk) #3

Need a hockey stick melee weapon so I can crosscheck Nail in the face!

(Nail) #4

but you’re always 1/2 hour late, you’d miss the game
Any time you make it to the REAL Canada, we’ll have beers first and you can try out stick handle a prairie boy

(watsyurdeal) #5

You’re a rubber chicken

(Eox) #6

Just give me a crowbar.

Nothing beats a crowbar.

(Ardez1) #7

I want to see a Canadian merc with a hockey stick and an American merc with a baseball bat :smiley:

(Mr-Penguin) #8

Eh, I’d rather hit people over the head with the butt of a shotgun.