Bye Shitty Bomb

(HadronZodiac) #1

Tbh ima just make this quick. I’ve stated many issues (and there’s way more for me to call out, but they won’t be read or acknowledged cuz the graphs don’t aline with what i’m saying ) (tbh they are just drawing mountains and calling it data…).

Phantom - OP shit (nerf got delayed even though it’s not that hard to drop a couple stats)
Rhino - Rapidfire FEL-IX Vasilli
Javelin - Shittier Fragger
Fragger - Shitter Nader
Shar-c - Inaccurate tooth-pick launcher
Hunter - Immediately dies the second someone gets within 5m of him
Hunter - They def reduced arrow speed without telling us
MatchMaking - Shit
Ranked MatchMaking - Utter Shit
Bugs - More than a fucking infested restaurant
Proxy - Insta-death circle dropper
Aimee - Hitbox smaller than a fucking electron
Community - The dead sea, but saltier
Balance - Worse than milk and grape juice
Javelin Rocket - “explosive” toothpick with a hitbox bigger than the fucking map
Rhemburg - Accurate Hadron-Collider
Hollunds - Inaccurate toothpick unloader
K-121 - Inaccurate pebble spitter
AuraStation - More like aura citadel

I would put hit detection but it doesn’t exist :confused:

Far away minigun > shar-c clip to the head ig

Tomahawk - hitbox smaller than a pixel
Ulus - hitbox smaller than a fucking electron
Katana - Hadron-Collider on a stick (that still leaves movement speed at 97.5, because the most powerful weapon should leave as much speed as a kukri, definitely)

Ranked - Let the merc-stacking begin! :smiley:
Ranked - Let the out of nowhere ff penalties begin! :smiley:
Ranked - Let the dumbass teammates who move into your ability stream and get punished for their stupidity begin! :smiley:
Every Game - Let the weapon stat dps lies begin! :smiley:

In Depth Reasons - http://forums.dirtybomb.com/discussion/39510/balance-thoughts#latest

Bye game, I know your not gonna agree or fix yourself, so cya :slight_smile:

(ThePigVomit) #2

Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

(Begin2018) #3

You forgot the most important things : EV collision bug, trash aim-punch, no min level servers, and more…

(Press E) #4

Your post history of “aura’s health station should have a healing rate of 3” and “kira is too powerful with a katana” just tells me DB isn’t a game for you.
You’ve only been here on the forums for 3 days, yet seem to be frustrated by almost everything in the game. DB has its problems, I’m the last person that would call the game perfect, but if something as minor as aimee being small is something you want “fixed” with a passion, DB just isn’t a game for you.

It also seems to me that you haven’t played any of these mercs that you’re complaining about. For example, rhino being almost completely useless in most situations. Something you’d know if you actually played him.

If you want to leave, no one’s going to stop you. Just do a favour for the next game you get angry at, learn how to play it before you post a salty rant

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #5

Well that wasn’t very quick…

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #6

Also Tomahawk hitbox smaller than a pixel, seriously? You can hit freaking Jupiter with that thing.

(arharr3) #7

@Begin2018 said:
You forgot the most important things : EV collision bug, trash aim-punch, no min level servers, and more…
Min level servers exist. What doesnt exist and is absolutely needed are max level servers.

(Your worst knifemare.) #8

Last time I checked, using swears and other censors in the title and every other sentence means I won’t take you seriously.

(HadronZodiac) #9

@Begin2018 said:
You forgot the most important things : EV collision bug, trash aim-punch, no min level servers, and more…

Omg i totally forgot ty

(HadronZodiac) #10

@STARRYSOCK said:
Your post history of “aura’s health station should have a healing rate of 3” and “kira is too powerful with a katana” just tells me DB isn’t a game for you.
You’ve only been here on the forums for 3 days, yet seem to be frustrated by almost everything in the game. DB has its problems, I’m the last person that would call the game perfect, but if something as minor as aimee being small is something you want “fixed” with a passion, DB just isn’t a game for you.

It also seems to me that you haven’t played any of these mercs that you’re complaining about. For example, rhino being almost completely useless in most situations. Something you’d know if you actually played him.

If you want to leave, no one’s going to stop you. Just do a favour for the next game you get angry at, learn how to play it before you post a salty rant

I never said healing rate of 3… who the hell told you this?

i never said kira katana is op, i said its broken and unfun, getting insta killed outta nowhere by a fast katana wielder isnt op, just unfun…

(HadronZodiac) #11

@STARRYSOCK said:
Your post history of “aura’s health station should have a healing rate of 3” and “kira is too powerful with a katana” just tells me DB isn’t a game for you.
You’ve only been here on the forums for 3 days, yet seem to be frustrated by almost everything in the game. DB has its problems, I’m the last person that would call the game perfect, but if something as minor as aimee being small is something you want “fixed” with a passion, DB just isn’t a game for you.

It also seems to me that you haven’t played any of these mercs that you’re complaining about. For example, rhino being almost completely useless in most situations. Something you’d know if you actually played him.

If you want to leave, no one’s going to stop you. Just do a favour for the next game you get angry at, learn how to play it before you post a salty rant

Ive played all mercs that have been listed, if i hadnt then i wouldnt talk about them as i wouldnt know their playstyle…

(HadronZodiac) #12

@MuddyGrenade said:
Also Tomahawk hitbox smaller than a pixel, seriously? You can hit freaking Jupiter with that thing.

Not the range… the actual hit hitbox, not the movement, THE HITBOX… please read before comment ty

(HadronZodiac) #13

@Lord_Coctus said:
Last time I checked, using swears and other censors in the title and every other sentence means I won’t take you seriously.

Its just exaggeration, and sometimes swears actually show a point, like dirty bomb = shitty bomb, it shows it isnt that good anymore

You totally deflecting an argument just because of a word used means I won’t take you seriously.

(bgyoshi) #14

OP took

And made it

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #15

@HadronZodiac said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
Also Tomahawk hitbox smaller than a pixel, seriously? You can hit freaking Jupiter with that thing.

Not the range… the actual hit hitbox, not the movement, THE HITBOX… please read before comment ty

My point still stands. It’s super freaking easy to hit people with that thing, the hitbox is huge. The analogy was misworded, I’ll admit that.

(Da_Mummy) #16

Oh boy I love ragequitters
And that’s how you tell the crap from the corn.
Have a good one.

(HadronZodiac) #17

@MuddyGrenade said:

@HadronZodiac said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
Also Tomahawk hitbox smaller than a pixel, seriously? You can hit freaking Jupiter with that thing.

Not the range… the actual hit hitbox, not the movement, THE HITBOX… please read before comment ty

My point still stands. It’s super freaking easy to hit people with that thing, the hitbox is huge. The analogy was misworded, I’ll admit that.

Trying to melee downed enemies with it is… hard (not as hard as ulus we both agree tho)

Im not trying to create salt, just responding btw.

IDK how you use it, but i mostly just use it for finishing, and if its hard doing that, i doubt it’s easy to hit in combat.

(HadronZodiac) #18

@Da_Mummy said:
Oh boy I love ragequitters
And that’s how you tell the crap from the corn.
Have a good one.

Only reason someone would quit if they don’t like the game anymore

Your analogy is saying everyone is crap and no one is corn…

(Muddy Muddy Mud Nade) #19

@HadronZodiac said:

@MuddyGrenade said:

@HadronZodiac said:

@MuddyGrenade said:
Also Tomahawk hitbox smaller than a pixel, seriously? You can hit freaking Jupiter with that thing.

Not the range… the actual hit hitbox, not the movement, THE HITBOX… please read before comment ty

My point still stands. It’s super freaking easy to hit people with that thing, the hitbox is huge. The analogy was misworded, I’ll admit that.

Trying to melee downed enemies with it is… hard (not as hard as ulus we both agree tho)

Im not trying to create salt, just responding btw.

IDK how you use it, but i mostly just use it for finishing, and if its hard doing that, i doubt it’s easy to hit in combat.

Well I’ve had pretty good experiences just going ham with it, chopping up people left and right. But I guess we’ve had our different experiences, and there’s no point in arguing over that, really.
No salt grinded my dood.

(Sorotia) #20

Lot of those “observations” are wrong…but whatever no changing your mind because