Bushwhacker's Cigarette

(FuzzyRedHamster) #1

Bushwhacker’s cigarette needs more love. It needs to be affected by the different loadouts skins. Yeah, it would be minuscule, but COME ON. It’d be amazing.

(llSquishyll) #2

I herd his new obsidian card is going to replace his entire head with a cigarette

(XavienX) #3

@llSquishyll said:
I herd his new obsidian card is going to replace his entire head with a cigarette

Nah he’s gonna have a mouthful of cigarettes and well die of lung cancer in the next event.

(Press E) #4

Omg, if they ever bring back what the dickens Christmas skins, can he be smoking a pipe?

(znuund) #5

we need rastafari bush skin with a joint xD

(TheStrangerous) #6

Yes, it’s his secondary unused ability.

(GatoCommodore) #7

(GatoCommodore) #8

@TheStrangerous said:
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the usual platinum games and their weird game gimmick

(JonBongNoJovi) #9

At least he still got his MAN , he not resorted to vaping :s

(AlbinMatt) #10

As a Texas engineer professor, I half expected him to smoke some light Mary Jane while humming about an independent Texas nation. That, or being aggressively pro Confederates.

#11

Bushwhacker strikes me as more of a

type of guy, if I do say so myself.

Cigarettes for Redeye and Sparks.
Pipe for Rhino, our favorite intellectual gentlemen.
Cigar for Fragger.
Hookah for Turtle.
Vape pens and e-cigarettes for Kira and Phantom.
Blunt for Fletcher.
Thunder, Proxy, and Phoenix are on cocaine.
Skydaddy and Sawdaddy just drink beer.
Stoker’s special taunt 4 tells us he isn’t a smoker so I’ll let this one be a mystery.

I just stereotyped most of the mercs in the game. Deal with it. B)

(K1X455) #12

Pipe for Stoker as well…

(Mc1412013) #13

So thats what the drone will be for. It detects bush’s cigarette smoke

(GatoCommodore) #14

arty would just chew wrigley because he knows smoking is bad for health and he probably has a family so he wont risk it.

(TheStrangerous) #15

And then he dies either out of lung cancer or necrosis.

#16

@GatoCommodore said:
arty would just chew wrigley because he knows smoking is bad for health and he probably has a family so he wont risk it.

This is too true. Arty is all about the sober life.

(Mc1412013) #17

@TheStrangerous said:
And then he dies either out of lung cancer or necrosis.

The next round of merc nerfs will be bushwackers running speed decresed by half and there gonna add what other games have where they cant sprint more than 3 seconds. And there will be a cool down on his sprint. 3rd gen load outs will have the clean air augment that increas his sprinting to 6 seconds

(CyberVonCyberus) #18

@Wintergreen said:
Bushwhacker strikes me as more of a

Vape pens and e-cigarettes for Kira
Stoker’s special taunt 4 tells us he isn’t a smoker so I’ll let this one be a mystery.

He probably overdoses on caffeine from drinking 10 teapots each day

(Nail) #19

@Wintergreen said:
Bushwhacker strikes me as more of a

type of guy, if I do say so myself.

Cigarettes for Redeye and Sparks.
Pipe for Rhino, our favorite intellectual gentlemen.
Cigar for Fragger.
Hookah for Turtle.
Vape pens and e-cigarettes for Kira and Phantom.
Blunt for Fletcher.
Thunder, Proxy, and Phoenix are on cocaine.
Skydaddy and Sawdaddy just drink beer.
Stoker’s special taunt 4 tells us he isn’t a smoker so I’ll let this one be a mystery.

I just stereotyped most of the mercs in the game. Deal with it. B)

with Bushy, spit happens