Brink would benefit from killstreaks

(iezza) #1

Yes, it would.

3kills:spy plane-takes an operative from your team and forces him to write lines of code.
3kills:RC-XD-:P-:smiley:
5:Care-bear package
5:na-palm-tree strike
7:security helicopter(stolen or otherwise),Kobra, with tarantula and Termite
7:Carpet bomber and upholstery chopper
9:chopper gunner, in a hind,makes 4 units from your team sit there and complain while loading ammo for you, while you miss.
9-Blackbird, or, red herring, in which all your teamates follow thinking its an enemie.
11-attack dogs, missprint in shipping factory in china sends you 20 labadoodles.
11-Gunship, A boat, with a gun on it, guess what, a pistol, you get one shot, make it count you lucky bastard.

So, my responce to killstreaks in Brink. NONONONONO!

Alternate version by Kasā€“Will:

3 Kills - Ammo Resupply (Resupplies your ammo, and all cooldowns are now eliminated)
5 Kills - Supply Pips recharged
7 Kills - Juggernaut (completely refills your health, and buffs you to the max, and you acquire kevlar)
9 Kills - UAV (all enemies are automatically high lighted on both HUD and mini radar)
11 Kills - Airstrike
13 Kills - Helicopter
15 Kills - Bigger Airstrike
17 Kills - Bigger Helicopter
19 Kills - Pilot (choose between piloting a chopper gunner style, helicopterā€¦ or a AC-13ā€”Derp I mean RB-130 Gunship)
25 Kills - Rat Bombs (Unleash a horde of rats with stop watches on them that explode)
30 Kills - Robo Hamster bombs (Unleash a horde of rats with stop watches on them that explode, twice as fast a a player)
35 Kills - Bobby Kotick Tsunami (The uber rather of Bobby Kotick storms and floods the Ark/the match, thus ending it, claiming you, the one asshole who camps and gets kill, the victor)

Boyā€¦ just doing that for fun, actually made me realize how s**ty this game would be with themā€¦ no wonder COD4 was such a great gameā€¦ the Killstreaks didnā€™t get out of handā€¦ Hmā€¦

MOAR FUNNIES:
40 Kills - Undead Tapir Stampede. They have lasersā€¦ and rocketsā€¦ and they use them. insta-kills the opposing team. Maybe some other horrible things.

50 killstreak unlocks the ā€œPaul Wedge-Woodā€, an insta-kill golf club melee weapon that gives a one-liner after each further kill: ā€œThat was immersiveā€.

(wolfnemesis75) #2

whoa. glad I read the whole thing.

(its al bout security) #3

kill streaks in cod ruined the game after uav! every one dies!

plus noow we have an upcoming uav skill so whatevs. bye bye usless stickynade

(Darksider) #4

[QUOTE=its al bout security;340193]kill streaks in cod ruined the game after uav! every one dies!

plus noow we have an upcoming uav skill so whatevs. bye bye usless stickynade[/QUOTE]

I donā€™t know what the UAV look like or how will it operates, but it kind of tells me the next 2 map may be a lot more wide open, I canā€™t imagined using a UAV in a lot of the current maps being so tight for a flying scout vehicle to be useful.

(its al bout security) #5

its a paper plane with a bomb and a camera on it it wont be too hard to recognize.

(KAS--Will) #6

Since weā€™re having fun at itā€¦ :stuck_out_tongue:

3 Kills - Ammo Resupply (Resupplies your ammo, and all cooldowns are now eliminated)
5 Kills - Supply Pips recharged
7 Kills - Juggernaut (completely refills your health, and buffs you to the max, and you acquire kevlar)
9 Kills - UAV (all enemies are automatically high lighted on both HUD and mini radar)
11 Kills - Airstrike
13 Kills - Helicopter
15 Kills - Bigger Airstrike
17 Kills - Bigger Helicopter
19 Kills - Pilot (choose between piloting a chopper gunner style, helicopterā€¦ or a AC-13ā€”Derp I mean RB-130 Gunship)
25 Kills - Rat Bombs (Unleash a horde of rats with stop watches on them that explode)
30 Kills - Robo Hamster bombs (Unleash a horde of rats with stop watches on them that explode, twice as fast a a player)
35 Kills - Bobby Kotick Tsunami (The uber rather of Bobby Kotick storms and floods the Ark/the match, thus ending it, claiming you, the one asshole who camps and gets kill, the victor)

Boyā€¦ just doing that for fun, actually made me realize how s**ty this game would be with themā€¦ no wonder COD4 was such a great gameā€¦ the Killstreaks didnā€™t get out of handā€¦ Hmā€¦

(sh4d3Z) #7

^

40 Kills - Undead Tapir Stampede. They have lasersā€¦ and rocketsā€¦ and they use them. Nearly insta-kills the opposing team. Maybe some other horrible things. :smiley:

(wolfnemesis75) #8

No game should allow you to get 50 kills in a row and be called ā€œfunā€.

(KAS--Will) #9

[QUOTE=sh4d3Z;340292]^

40 Kills - Undead Tapir Stampede. They have lasersā€¦ and rocketsā€¦ and they use them. Nearly insta-kills the opposing team. Maybe some other horrible things. :D[/QUOTE]

Neinā€¦ they INSTANT kill, none of this ā€˜Nearlyā€™ crapā€¦ if weā€™re gonna make BRINK gay, lets go full blown Richard Simmons!

(Jess Alon) #10

Itā€™d be awesome if raping them and racking up kill streaks slowed down the other teamā€™s spawn times.

Example: I kill player A 5 times in a row without him killing me. His spawn timer increases.

Probably would encourage camping though.

(wolfnemesis75) #11

[QUOTE=Jess Alon;340329]Itā€™d be awesome if raping them and racking up kill streaks slowed down the other teamā€™s spawn times.

Example: I kill player A 5 times in a row without him killing me. His spawn timer increases.

Probably would encourage camping though.[/QUOTE]

Oh, wouldnā€™t it be funny if those poor Security fools trapped in spawn on Container City donā€™t even get to spawn! Har har har! :tongue:

(BiigDaddyDellta) #12

I think it would be nice to have kill streaks yes, but not bonuses for them. just a little ā€œMedalā€ halo style as a way to keep track of how youā€™re doing. thereā€™s no K/D but it wouldnā€™t hurt to get a general idea of how youā€™re speding your lives.

(Zekariah) #13

50 killstreak unlocks the ā€œPaul Wedge-Woodā€, an insta-kill golf club melee weapon that gives a one-liner after each further kill: ā€œThat was immersiveā€.

(its al bout security) #14

or Samuel l Jackson screams you to death!

English motherfracker do you speak it!

(Cep) #15

LOLOL thats good :smiley:

(needforWeed) #16

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(iezza) #17

Do you even read content?

(wolfnemesis75) #18

Anytime you can work a Star Trek reference into a thread: Priceless.

(its al bout security) #19

Brink: 50.00$
xbox console 250.00$
brink friends:expense of SD forums
making people raaaage quit after you poop on thier chest in a match of brink:priceless

(its al bout security) #20

triple face palm, when just two isnt enough :o :o :o